I don’t think anyone has posted this yet, but next to the Cyborg generator, it’s my new favorite toy. Alanis Lyric Generator
Interesting:
“I Think”
I Think the Mets are really a huge problem
I Think taxis are too much on my mind
I Think subways have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?
Like a mauve rain, beating down on me
Like a Whitman line, which won’t let go of my brain
Like Mayor Dinkins’s ass, it is in my head
Blame it on New York
Blame it on New York
Blame it on New York
I Think crimes are gonna drive us all crazy
And Broadway musicals make me feel like a child
I Think neon lights will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do?
I said what can you do?
Like a mauve rain, beating down on me
Like a Whitman line, which won’t let go of my brain
Like Mayor Dinkins’s ass, it is in my head
Blame it on New York
Blame it on New York
Blame it on New York
Like a mauve rain, beating down on me
Like Mayor Dinkins’s smile, cruel and cold Like Whitman’s ass, it is in my head
Blame it on New York
Blame it on New York
Blame it on New York
Voted Best Sport
And narrowly averted the despised moniker Smiley Master
Forward deployed until 18AUG00
:::snicker snicker:::
(And hey, I like Alanis Morissette)
“Why”
Melodramas, chest beatings, Titanic boats
Why God, Why?
Chest beatings, rashes, Celine Dion
Why God, Why?
What have I done to deserve this Red horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Celine Dion
Like a Rilke character, I’m wordy and alone
Why God, Why?
Long faces, melodramas, divas
Why God, Why?
Celine Dion, divas, Titanic boats
Why God, Why?
What have I done to deserve this Red disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Celine Dion
Like a Rilke character, I’m wordy and alone
Why God, Why?
What have I done to deserve this Red misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Celine Dion
Like a Rilke character, I’m wordy and alone
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Teaching: The ultimate birth control method.
“I Think”
I Think drivers are really a huge problem
I Think attitudes are too much on my mind
I Think Chris Gravelle has got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?
Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like a Robert Frost line, which won’t let go of my brain
Like missy’s ass, it is in my head
Blame it on people
Blame it on people
Blame it on people
I Think stupidity is gonna drive us all crazy
And ignorance makes me feel like a child
I Think women will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?
Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like a Robert Frost line, which won’t let go of my brain
Like missy’s ass, it is in my head
Blame it on people
Blame it on people
Blame it on people
Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like missy’s smile, cruel and cold
Like Robert Frost’s ass, it is in my head
Blame it on people
Blame it on people
Blame it on people
Now that has got potential…I swear I didn’t alter it either!
In my limited experience, I’ve discovered everyone is an idiot until they’ve proven themselves otherwise!
-SS
“I Think”
I Think toes are really a huge problem
I Think shoes are too much on my mind
I Think smells have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?
Like a orange rain, beating down on me
Like a matthew arnold line, which won’t let go of my brain
Like joel’s ass, it is in my head
Blame it on feet
Blame it on feet
Blame it on feet
I Think steps are gonna drive us all crazy
And socks make me feel like a child
I Think toenails will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?
Like a orange rain, beating down on me
Like a matthew arnold line, which won’t let go of my brain
Like joel’s ass, it is in my head
Blame it on feet
Blame it on feet
Blame it on feet
Like a orange rain, beating down on me
Like joel’s smile, cruel and cold
Like matthew arnold’s ass, it is in my head
Blame it on feet
Blame it on feet
Blame it on feet
if wishes were fishes, we could walk on the ocean.
“Will to Live”
I feel miserable
Morons make me ill
I feel miserable
Ignoramuses tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Jack-asses are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die
Is it because of Trolls that I feel this way?
With the Black rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Cyberian, adrift far from home
I don’t think so, I don’t think so.
John John Broke My Will to Live
John John Broke My Will to Live
John John Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
John John Broke My Will to Live
I feel miserable
Numbskulls rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Asswipes defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Losers are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die
Is it because of Trolls that I feel this way?
With the Black rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Cyberian, adrift far from home
I don’t think so, I don’t think so.
John John Broke My Will to Live
John John Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, John John Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
John John Broke My Will to Live