Let’s see how creative the dopers are. I will throw out a song, and y’all put new words to it, 'kay, okay. Let’s see… how about, hmmm, preferably something Pop to make fun of. Well, I guess that shows you how creative I am, I can’t even come up with the original song. Okay, y’all come up with one.
Under the circumstances…might I suggest “Ironic” by Alanis Morisette?
BTW, there’s a Morisette mockery generator at http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-alanislyrics.html