For reasons that passes understanding, I had the following line rolling through my head this morning during my commute to work:
“One, two, buckle my shoe…”
Now I know the rest of this nonsensical song, but my brain just got stuck on the first line. A heavy dose of Pink Floyd’s The Wall failed to drive it out.
I must have my revenge.
This song needs to be mocked and parodied until it is a threat to my psyche no more.
So, I’m calling on all the Dopers out there to come up with their own creative variations of this song.
I’ll post my own as soon as put the finishing touches on the last three lines.
One, two
Atreyu Three, four
Can’t take anymore Five, six
His (her) mind plays tricks Seven, eight
Which necessitates Nine, ten
Help from friends Eleven, twelve
The Straight Dope elves Thirteen, fourteen
Arrive at the scene Fifteen, sixteen
With parodies keen Seventeen, eighteen
Some not so clean Nineteen, twenty
And don’t charge a cent-y.
Wow, that sucked. But I like the idea for the thread!
One, Two, Drinks for You
Three, Four, Still want more?
Five, Six, Remember don’t mix!
or
Seven, Eight, you’ll not tolerate
then
Nine, Ten, Pour Again
Eleven, Twelve, You’ve eptied the shelf