Alarm clock dream killing

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So about 10 times in the last 2 weeks, the same thing has happened to me. I wake up before the alarm clock and look at the clock - I got another hour before I need to get up. Cool. So I drift back off to sleep, and start having a really cool kick ass dream, the kind that seem like it is a movie starring me. Just as it is getting toward the climax of the dream - beep beep beep. Damn, why does it always go off at the most exciting part of the dream!

This mornings was a real pisser. I was at an airport in a post-apocalyptic world with 2 friends. We were trying to sneak onto a plane because the continent was going to collapse into the ocean, but not everybody knew it. So we hijacked on of those luggage train things and were chasing a plane down the runway and the DAMN ALARM WENT OFF! Now I’ll never know if we made it or not. Damn damn damn.

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Since I hate to see someone in suspence, I’ll finish your dream in the style that it would have ended if it were mine. You missed the plane, as a herd of buffalo blocked your path down the runway,so you grabbed a few of cello cases(which fortunately were jet powered) and you took off. You narrowly missed crashing Mount Rushmore, since your 3rd grade teachers was throwing spiked Mangoes to knock you out of the sky. You were able to grab the gun out of your pocket, but rather than using bullets you had loaded it with bees, so you were unable to stop the mangoes, and was forced land on the White house. You ran through the big revolving door, down mile long corridor after corridor, until you finally found your shoes.

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I believe theres usually a high REM cycle at the beginning of sleep.