Albert Einstein unmasked!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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There’s this cat at another message board who, I swear, believes the Earth is fixed in space and the Sun orbits it. He hasn’t admitted it, but he did post this link.*

Here’s one of the howlers on the page:

‘Hey, we’ve got to cremate this guy! Otherwise in 30 years people will use his Dead Natural Artifacts to prove “relativity”!’

Oh, those crafty and prescient Jesuits!

*Apparently there’s scientific proof the Earth is fixed, so the Jesuits had to promote Einstein to come up with the Theory of Relativity to explain why light always travels at the same speed.

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Given that Einstein’s brain is sitting in a jar in a Dentist’s office, I guess they rather failed in destroying the evidence.

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So he’s probably French? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFH2dD63Aro

Genesis chapter 2: 16 And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:
17 but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

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Well, there is a frame of reference in which that’s true…

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I believe that’s the Ptolemaic frame of reference. Y’know, it really could be true, so we should give him due. It’s only fair. Who’s with me on this?

Vlad/Igor, Chairman of the Democratic Science Foundation

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Einstein never died, and was recently sighted trying to calculate how much light bends around this massive object: (pic)