Eat 'em and Smile
Hey, Mr. Zappa, how the hell did you get those gashes on your face?
Weasels Ripped My Flesh.
Or, depending on how hot it was at the time, Burnt Weeny Sandwich.
I was so pissed off when the waiter collided into me, but then I realized I was going…
In Through The Out Door
Art Garfunkel never got to visit this residence.
Graceland
Dr Jagger, what should I do about this open wound?
Is it Black and Blue?? Then Let it Bleed, Sticky Fingers! (I’m not doing your Dirty Work.)
In 1914, civil war veteran “Grandpa Wilco” decided to get together one last time with his rowdy union army buddies. Holding a reception at a newly opened NYC inn, he planned to feature a newfangled quickstep as the primary entertainment. What did the invitations to this strictly non-rebel affair read?
Hot Rocks might help cauterize it, but I’d probably just Let It Bleed.
How would the Refreshments describe a soda, some pubic hair, King Kong, & mosquitoes?
Fizzy, Fuzzy, Big & Buzzy
Doctor: Meg, I’m sorry, but you have lymphoma.
Meg: Oh no, doctor, that sounds terrible! What does it affect?
White Blood Cells.
Freddie Mercury decided to forgo the noisy rock concert Friday night, opting instead for what?
A Night at the Opera.
Steve Tyler doesn’t like talking about retirement. He prefers to refer to it as what?
A Permanent Vacation.
Hey, Jeff Lynne, where do all of your ideas come from?
Come one, come all to the Yankee Foxtrot.
What’s Pain of Salvation looking for on the periodic table?
The Perfect Element
What did Björk sing on her tour stop in Alabama?
** I’ve Seen it All** please Post a Teligram and get me an Aeroplane before the Human Behaviour here makes me Violently Happy.
OK I like Bjork.
What does David Bowie always need before going on stage?
P.S. LilyoftheValley your screen name always reminds me of Kate Bush’s ‘Song of Solomon’.
Selmasongs!!!
What are R.E.M.'s favorite types of historical stories?
Stage? Changes? Fame? A Second Face?
Fables of the Reconstruction.
Fill in the blank: while playing some Magic, Roland Orzabal of Tears For Fears tapped five mountains and summoned a Fire _________.
What kind of horse does Paul Simon have?
A one trick pony.
What is Brian Eno’s plan of attack?
Taking Tiger Mountain by strategy, and No Pussyfooting!
In the new Donnie Darko DVD, scored by Philip Glass, millions were invested to invest in CG animation of _________________ to liven up the ending.
What can Bob Dylan see from his balcony?
What is Joan Armatrading doing? Is she going somewhere?
How was Chuck D. so easily able to conquer Monaco?
How come Mark Hamill hates Rage Against The Machine?