Here’s a silly game.
Ask a stupid question for the next poster to answer with an album name.
E.g.
Me: How do you say Lynyrd Skynyrd?
You: It’s Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd
It doesn’t have to be exact, so don’t be pedantic.
Me: Where does Steve Earle live?
You: Copperhead Road in Guitar Town.
Here you go. . .
How would you rate Radiohead’s laptop?
'kid A! 
(just kidding)
What do Belle and Sebastian put on their Corn Flakes?
Tigermilk
What are Dwight Yoakum’s three favorite things?
Quark, Strangeness, and Charm ( a Hawkwind album)
What did Ozzy say to Sharon on their wedding night?
Trust me, okay, now just say Ozzy, just say Ozzy
The Ozzman Cometh!!!
Eddie Van Halen, just what is it that makes your pillow so soft?
Why is it so difficult for me to get my carp to sing in D Minor?
Well Van Hallen’s pillows are stuffed with Diver Down
but I am affraid …
The carp can’t sing due to Inlawful Carnal Knowledge. :eek:
Why did Cliff Richard never marry?
I have a feeling this is what Ludovic was thinking of:
Because “You Can Tune a Piano, But You Can’t Tuna Fish”
Similarly, Tigermilk was probably thinking about “Guitars, Cadillacs, and Hillbilly Music.”
Yes, Trunk was.
I’ve no idea, maybe because of The Other Man or maybe she couldn’t stand any More Hits by Cliff.
When Pink Floyd got arrested for indecent exposure after dropping his pants, what did he learn a lesson about?
Why, The Dark Side of the Moon, of course.
The Edge’s guitar was acting oddly. Every time he shook it, what did he hear?
Rattle and Hum
What was David Byrne doing after the religious revival meeting?
Speaking in Tongues
Katy, ulike George Washington, was known for stretching the truth. In other words…
Katy Lied.
If you were a fat cartoon cat (“I think!”), how would the dog rate your intelligence?
That not everyone wants to see his Piper at the Gates of Dawn.
We all know that Iggy Pop is not a necrophiliac. How do we know this?
'Cuz he has a Lust For Life.
How does the entomologist with a spelling problem introduce his work?
2 Legit 2 Quit
How did Ally McBeal come to realize she had a yeast infection?
**
Here Come The Beatles!**
Members of the group Camper Van Beethoven, avid anti-telemarketing activists, once volunteered for the campaign of a popular local politician. Their aversion to telephone solicitation, along with the candidates overwhelming public appeal, combined to bring a result that can only be described as a…?
Telephone Free Landslide Victory. Nice one.
How does Elvis Costello refer to the stacks of priceless paintings and artwork he has sitting neglected in his basement?
“All This Useless Beauty”
I asked the apathetic Joe Walsh if “Fido” or “Rex” would make a better moniker for my new puppy. He just shrugged, and said, “Hey dude, don’t look at me. I mean…”
You Bought It, You Name It
Dear David Lee Roth,
I’ll be attending a black tie dinner at the French Embassy. Much to my disgust, they will be serving snails. What is the proper etiquette in this situation?