Alcohol is so shitty

Fuck beer and fuck Congress for making this shit legal and making weed illegal. I’ve gotten drunk before, and it’s 1:45 AM Sunday and I’ve been smoking since 12 AM Saturday, and the day was going great since then, but I started drinking at 11:30 PM and everything is shit since then. My good friend was puking for 20 minutes, now he’s passed out laying next to a pot I put next to him. Another is puking right now, and the other tried to go to sleep upstairs but wound up outside on the front lawn on the sidewalk. It took me 30 minutes to get him inside and now he’s passed out on a bed. Alcohol is so shitty. It makes you feel so garbage. How can Congress make this SHIT legal and outlaw high-quality nuggets? If I stop moving now, it feels like I’ll die.

Don’t listen to him, beer, my darling. He knows not what he says. How could anyone think of outlawing you? Beer, sweet, beer. Sweet exiler. Golden fluid of the gods. Provider of drunken stupors. Patron saint of the lost weekend.

Beer, I stand on guard for thee.

You think it’s shitty now? You just wait 24 hours and THEN see how shitty it becomes!

Oh, beer, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Shiner Bock, Guinness Stout, Bass Ale, Sierra Nevada, Paulaner, Hacker-Pschorr, Fuller’s, Homebrew, Pilsner Urquell, Pete’s Wicked…

Okay, I can’t count that high. But damn do I love thee.

[flirting]Why not save the best for last?;)[/flirting]

[Homer]To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems.[/Homer]

As with any drug, it’s in the application and use. Drink a pint of water an hour, and don’t forget the Taco Bell or scrambled egg and bacon subs at 03.00 before crashing.

Do too much of any drug and it’ll ream you like the starting lineup of the LA Rams with sandpaper condoms. Know what you’re doing and don’t mix. Now back to my Bloody Mary.

Well, alcohol isn’t technically legal until you’ve reached the age of 21.

Maybe you should wait until then before you try this again.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm…smoke copious amounts of weed, then start drinking? Maybe you need to work on your technique…

It’s hard to know how to answer this thread without imparting a pit-like atmosphere, but I’ll do my best. The problem here is not the alcohol, the problem is that you did not imbibe it in an intelligent fashion. My suspicion is that the smoking that you did contributed to your lack of inhibition and discretion regarding alcohol intake, thereby refuting your contention that weed was blameless regarding your current condition.

My suggestion would be to find something to do besides spending your entire Saturday getting wasted.

Mmmm, alcohol. Beer or wine. Liquor. Hard liquor. Mixed drinks. Mmmmmm.