Personally, anyone who can post “my post is my cite" with a straight face deserves a toast!
To Aldebaran! At least he makes more sense then HenryB.
After all, the occupation of Iraq is a mere front for the imminent crushing wave of Christian evangelists. Any day now we’ll see a star of David waving above Najaf.
Any day now.
I could say and ask the same of you:
Henry B at least has the excuse of not having English as his principal language. What’s your excuse?
Demostylus,
As those with a modicum of wit would have instantly recognised, it is a cut and paste job from an Aldebaran quote.
In full, it went like this:
Happy now?:wally
Quite happy now, dickhead.
Desmostylus,
Good Lord. It’s been lovely communicating with you but it’s 12.30am and I must away for my beauty sleep.
Goodnight, shitbrain.
Whut they got under them sheets? I heard they ain’t got no vajynaeas. I ain’t never seen any nekkid ragheads before.
We should jes go convert them awl to Christiananity. Then they’d shave theyr coochies like good patriotic Mercans do.
Err not one for nit picking and all but the Bible is written in English and I sincerely hope you are not including the UK in the Euro weenies bit.
Apart from those two observations and excellent opener
It had been written in English. Around 1776. (or maybe it was 1815 or 1918 or 1945), God looked the situation over and decided that the bible had now been written in 'Mer’can.
Finally I find an example of ’ being plunked down in an English word. Bless you tomndebb 
First time I’ve wandered into the Pit…only did so because someone mentioned in a thread I was following in GD that they were thinking of pitting my good friend and inspirational guru, Aldebaran.
I have some serious problems with the OP, I’m sorry to say, labmonkey, and I hope you won’t take this the wrong way. However, I’ve read through the OP several times, and there are: A) No gross spelling errors (that weren’t obviously intentional) B) The thread was understandable and easy to follow, with no obscure phrases or unintellegable passages C) No where did you use the word “childish” D) There was not (unintentions) wild language with zero content or meaning E) You had nothing good to say about Belgum
I feel that this is not very indicitive of what I’ve come to know and love about Master Aldebarans gems. Its what I’ve come to love about looking at his posts. They are VERY intellectually stimulating…its a challenge just trying to figure out what the hell he is saying, or to try and follow his responses to other posters. I’ve found that heavy drugs sometimes helps when trying to follow the thread of his ‘thoughts’.
Happy belated birthday Aldebaran! I’m sure you will have many returns… :wally
-XT
I like the Bell Jums. They make cheeses so good an’ some other stuff. Butt there ugly.
Oh, and the leader of Shitholeistan is Prime Minister Asswipe (pronounced Azz-wee-pey).
With all(due?) respect Henry B., what the hell are you talking about? Jesus-tap-dancin’ Christ, man, it’s a spoofe. And don’t give me the English as second language excuse, my wife speaks a non-Indo language as her first and she could post the pants off your sorry ass. In regard to Aldebaran, don’t give me the feckin’ babe-in-the woods routine either. You know why he posts, he wants to hear the lowest commmon denominator spout, so he can say SEE!SEE! “They are all just as I say they are.” I have no particular beef with him personally, having never met the man, but his ilk drives me nuts, he impunes, then says he dosen’t. He wants ammo for his indignation, thats it. Period, point blank. So I thought as my first real pitting, I’d make his day and give him some, you still with me? I know I’m moving kinda fast here in a very white-guy style.
I believe your’re also a googled-eyed propagandists labmonkey. Damn it man keep up!
Like the Eagle in the Great Muppet Caper.
“It is times like these, that I am proud to be an Mer’can.”
Nicely done all around. If anyone richly deserved a pitting, it’s this fucking tool.
I would call you a shit-headed, deliberately obtuse ignoramus, Aldebaran if it wouldn’t mean that I am an eeeviiiil American who is just out to get all muslims.
No, I’m a…
Oh, nevermind.
just looking at the wide range of folks who apparently agree this new one is a tool is amazing.
however, I have to point out that the OP simply cannot be graded above a 7, according to the rule of the link.
I cannot beleve this has made it this far without this…
LINK?
Really, I know Aldebaran has done a few Gotcha Ya threads in the recent past, but how about a link for the Opening Rant?