Alicia Witt really needs a new agent

Hollywood’s most smoking-hot redhead hasn’t had much work recently aside from a gig on L&O:CI. But I just found out she’s co-starring in 88 Minutes, which you could tell from the ads is a gobbling turkey (the giveaway? an Earl Dittman pullquote!) even before the first reviews confimed it.

I had thought of her for this thread and just afterwards discovered she was in 88 Minutes!

So, I don’t know – did she make a bunch of enemies in Hollywood or is her agent just a bozo? She’s a terrific actress – imagine what she’d do with any Julia Roberts or Renee Zellweger role.

Bah.

I’m happy to keep her exclusive. I’d hate to think of just any Tom, Dick, or Harry spanking his crank to my Alicia.

ahem :dubious: YOUR Alicia? I’ve been in love with that gal ever since Cybill. Can you say the same?

Dune.

:slight_smile:

Ha! My heart broke just when I found out her character is married! I’m afraid even to do the research on the actress!

Top that!

So…am I the only one looking forward to this movie? I’m all revved up and everything.

Cybill is when I first fell in lust with Alicia.

  Hey from what I read, she is even an genius, just the kind of fantasy girl for a doper. :D

It’s worth renting Four Rooms to see her as Madonna’s sex slave and wearing bondage tape over her breasts.

And there ain’t much reason to rent Four Rooms, believe you-me.

I’m embarassed to admit that this thread has finally caused me to realize that Alicia Witt and Allison Smith are two different actresses.

She’s about as believable playing a NYC detective as Gilbert Gottfried would be playing Superman.

I guess because I’m not into her looks, I notice that she talks in a monotone and every line is delivered exactly the same way.

And a classically trained pianist!

Three words: Ione Skye nude. (Ione SFW. one NSFW!)

There’s something about Hollywood that hates hot young redheads on television.

Alicia Witt. Nikki Cox. Laura Prepon. They never seem to go onto the careers you’d expect from them based on their early work.

I removed your NSFW link, commasense. Unfortunately, simply saying “NSFW” isn’t enough. Since we have so many Dopers who read from work, our goal is to avoid accidental clicks. So, in addition to letting everyone know it’s NSFW, please make sure the link is unclickable. For instructions how, see this post from the forum rules.

When I was in high school I watched that god-awful show just to see her. That was the only time I’ve ever watched something I didn’t like just to see a hot chick.

I think redheads just go in, and out, of fashion. The trend doesn’t last long enough for a true career, and by the time they’re in again, it’s a whole new crop of them.

Diane Neal has been on Law & Order: SVU for several seasons, but has gone blonde (which ought to be illegal).

So did Laura Prepon, which is a crime.

But, IIRC from some talk show, she did it for a movie and discovered that more producers became interested in her for other roles as a blond.

So has Gillian Anderson, although in her case she at least has the excuse that she actually is a blonde. (a recent photo) It’s strange because the change in hair color makes her look almost unrecognizable.

Her brother is very angry with you, Baron!

I don’t know any NYC detectives, but that sure sounds realistic to me.

Remember Nick of Time? Phone Booth? The whole $#%#@*& 24 series? :mad:

The real-time-danger-countdown premise is rarely, if ever, done well.