Rush Limbaugh in a tight, wet Speedo!
Funny, I always thought Rush would be this kind of guy.
I second the “Barely There” suggestion. I found some that are superlow in front and back, and very comfortable, too. Victoria’s Secret hipster-style undies also never need folded-down.
Gee, it sounded to me like the porno version of an Almodovar flick. (Todo sobre mis braguitas?)
The same goes for maternity underwear. As if we are already not feeling un-sexy enough from the bowling ball effect the baby has on our stomachs…we get the super-high waisted granny panties that come up just below our velcro-front maternity/nursing bras.
What’s a gal to do?
MetalMaven
I do the v-string. It’s much smaller than a traditional thong, so it doesn’t show. However, it makes me look fat if I gain 5 lbs. Which I did.
I wore my regular panties/thongs and just let them rest under my belly. It stretched them out a bit, but it was better than the alternative.
I’m not big on granny underthings.
I didn’t bother to wear maternity undies. I just quit wearing them unless I had to. Then I wore them under my belly.
Robin
Well, I bought the maternity undies on sale in a fit of pregnancy idiocy and madness and even though they were cheap, I wish I hadn’t sometimes.
Although…the black pair DOES make my tummy look a tad bit smaller…
MetalMaven
Bah, panties…hate em! I see absolutely no need for them except for 4 days out of the month…yes the traditional period panties. I’ve always found panties of any size/shape to be uncomfortable…my mom tells stories of me in elementary school going to class without wearing panties and occasionaly getting sent home for it. Poor mom was sooo embarrassed.
And Sj2I’ll agree with you on the weird/sexual thing with the word ‘panties.’
Check out Anatomy of a Murder, where the judge and the two attorneys (Jimmy Stewart and George C. Scott) are trying to agree on what to call Lee Remick’s underwear in open court…
Typical conservatives.
Leaving the most vulnerable to fend for themselves.
Hmm… Never knew political orientation was tied to choice of undergarment. Very interesting … [sub]checks[/sub]… Boxers? Would that make me a moderate?
Enjoy,
Steven
I guess that would depend on whether or not you have a button.
Crap! This just gets more and more complex! Button, no button, silk, flannel, cotton, what does it all mean??!?! Then you get into the complexities of brand name and place of purchase. Am I a detestable big-brother advocate for buying Joe Boxer brand at a upper-class mens clothing store? What does shopping at Wal-Mart say about foreign policy beliefs? Arrggh! I’m lost! I’m afraid I’m caught in some sort of ideology-undergarment conflict and that any second now my boxers will decide I’m just not moderate enough to wear that particular type of underclothes and decide to pinch my boys off! Or worse, they may conspire to embarass me beyond all imagination the next time I’m rushing to the restroom by spontaneously leaping into the stream and soaking themselves and my trousers. Or maybe they’ll conspire with my pants to somehow remove their protective abilities next time I’m zipping up.
Can’t someone help me here? I don’t want to be the victim of ideology-underclothes juxtaposition incited embarassment!
Enjoy,
Steven
For the love of things all good and holy! I just saw an ad in a Glamour magazine advertising exercise thongs. Super absorbent. So, now, not only do you have to wear floss with regular pants, now you have to wear them whilst exercising! WTF??
What about those ‘boy leg’ undies for women (the ones that look a little like hot pants). My g/f has several pairs, they do a good job of keeping everything tucked away nicely, plus, she tells me they are also very comfy.
Ignorant bloke here…what the hell would they be absorbing that ordinary knickers wouldn’t? (and hey, American gals, learn that word…nothing less sexy that somebody muttering ‘kniccckkkeerrrrsss’ under her breath)
If your girlfriend has stuff that needs tucking away, she may not actually be your girlfriend, buddy.
THAT was funny as hell.
This is what is wrong with our educational system - the critical stuff is being left out. Going commando? BUTTON FLY.