Imthecowgodmoo is back!! Cows everywhere can rejoice.
Welcome back Oh Mighty Milky One.
Cowgod, you might wanna keep an eye out for that funneefarmer guy. He just might try to milk a bull. I understand he’s been a bit horny lately.
Mooooo!!! Welcome back dude!
Your only worry will be a drive by yelling.
Unless you’re looking for a summer job. I’ve got about 28 heifers that will need servicing this summer. I’m sure we could arrange a per cow fee along with free room and board. We provide the step ladder.
Ahem… they “need servicing” this summer, eh?
I think something can be arranged…
…and then the heifer said “What do you think I’ve been praying for?”
Thank you, thank you, you’ve been a great audience. Good night and don’t forget to leave a nice tip for your waitress.
Arnt cows girls? LMAO …oh wait… you could be the god of cows and be most DEFINATLY Bullstud.
Several months ago I claimed myself “Iamtheduckgodquack” purely coincidence I assure you. …that and my secret avian lust…
The last time we hired I think I made a mistake with the ad…
“Dew-Drenched Point is looking to hire a full-time Breeding Director”
I realised the mistake after everyone calling to answer the ad was looking to work for the new porn studio in town. It didn’t bother me too much having to explain the miscommunication. It did bother me when several of the job seekers asked if they could visit the farm for ‘scouting’ purposes. When I said that none of our employees were interested in that type of work they said “well that’s okay, we aren’t looking for new people…”