All Dreamy FOOTBALL Teamy

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Alright gals, guys, football fans, inspired by this thread…

We shall now create the 2001 All Dreamy Football Teamy.

Now remember, players make this team simply on their dreamy factor. They could fumble every single ball they’re given, but if they have a nice jaw, they’re in.

Of course, I will begin the drafting with one Mr. Brian Urlacher, who will play on the DEFENSE of the All Dreamy Football Teamy.

If he promises to get a good haircut, Vinny Testaverde can be a…backup quarterback. He’s still a little geeky to be first string dreamy.

I’d like to bring Robert Smith of the Vikings out of retirement to be running back.

Easy Ed McCaffrey at Wide Receiver

and of course, Ricky Williams

who else?

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I am pleased to be the first poster this thread so I can say:

Football players are pansies.

Give me a rugby player any day.

ducks as jarbaby throws a rock at her to protest the uncalled-for hijack

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:: delicately putting Cranky on “against me” list::

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Fine, you big baby. I’ll play.

I think Brian Griese is cute. At least he doesn’t look like Peyton Manning. So can we have Brian on the team? Or is he not dreamy enough to be first string q-back?

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I do like Brian Griese, but lets remember, he does commercials for DIPPITY DO Hair Gel, so it sort of knocks that “dangerous, smoldering” quotient down a little.

He can be on the team though. I’d like to wrassle him.

j

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You know, at the preseason game of Vikes-Steelers, on the endzone to the right of the Steelers’ bench, the third cheerleader from the left was REALLY dreamy.

I nominate her for head cheerleader.

[sub]What!? I know I’m not qualified to determine dreaminess quotients of football players…[/sub]

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I draft that hottie Ashley Martin from Jacksonville St. to be the place kicker. Rwaaawr!

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NO college players and NO XFL players

He Hate Me is not eligible, nor is Gus the Mule.

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Oh sure. You can pull people out of retirement, but I can’t pull the only female on a football field that is currently playing! I see how it is. See if I get you a present on our birthday.

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Your friendship is gift enough for me.

But surely you don’t want to make a bad showing in front of the other dopers.

jarbaby

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I nominate the HOTTEST football god, Brett Favre…best ass in the game…enough said!

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Well, certainly you’re joking, knowing my sordid past with Mr. Favre, my arch enemy. So, thank you for your submission, but I’m afraid Brett Favre is not allowed on the team. I should have also given the no Packers Addendum. :smiley:
jarbaby

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[/baby voice] i’m quitting this game! you’re no fun! mooooooooooooooom!! jarbaby won’t play MY way!!! [/baby voice]

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you sound just like Brett Favre after he’s been sacked!

“WAAAAHHHH, I’m Brett Favre, no one should be allowed to touch me! WAHHHHH Get me a vicadin and a beer”

Come on people…how about Mark Brunell? Kyle Brady? Let’s get some Jaguars on the field.
jarbaby

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wait a second now…you didn’t say there could be no pill poppers on the team!

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Ooh, football players!
::drool::

I nominate Mark Stepnoski. What a fine hunk of man meat! Oh, how I do love football season. :smiley:

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I’m going with Jake Plummer, the Cards’ QB for my first round draft pick. He’s such a rock star.

Wayne Chrebet (Jets WR) and Jay Riemersma (Bills TE) are on board as well.

I am also bringing Art Hunk, er … I mean, Art Monk, out of retirement. Hubba hubba.

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Mmmm…I vote for Jason Sehorn. And a second for Ed McCaffrey.
Yum!

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OH! Sehorn can definitely be on the team.

And Wayne Chrebet, AND Art Monk. While we’re pulling guys out of retirement, I’d like to give big shout outs to Willie Gault…yum

jarbaby