Bill Hicks died about seven years ago this spring; age 32, of pancreatic cancer. Some say he provided the “outlaw comic” archetype which Sam Kinison and others also portrayed. He was hilarious, politically incorrect, and frequently angry, but he also had a heart and soul and brain and believed in a few big positive principles. Above all, he was refreshingly human and humble, and never threw a stone that couldn’t be tossed right back at him. He scathingly commented on modern music (“I’m starting a new TV show this fall – it’s called ‘Let’s Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus’!”), UFO’s (“Why do they always seem to land in the most dumbfuck goober little towns?”), the L.A. riots and Reginald Denny beating (“Just step on the gas, man!”), the California Nightmare in general ("…oh, when the lizard scum all fall into the ocean…and we’re left with Arizona Bay!"), the '92 election (“Yeeeeeehaw, the elephant is dead!”), and he just missed O.J. Simpson by a few months. (all quotes paraphrased) Just try to imagine, if you can, what he could have said about Monicagate, the Florida electors and reality television!
Ironically, he was at his best when he was being thoroughly obnoxious and wrong, because he was ironically never more RIGHT. Like when he talked about non-smokers: “I’ve got some news for you: non-smokers die EVERY DAY!”
"Did you see that Yul Brynner commercial, with Yul saying, ‘I’m dead, please don’t smoke’? OK, pretty scary.
"But what about Jim Fixx? I didn’t see HIS commercial!
"Hi, I’m Jim Fixx and I’m dead and I don’t know what the fuck happened!
"I used to pass Yul Brynner on the way to my jogging track at dawn, and he’d be driving home after partying all night…drink in one hand, smoke in the other…I’d warn him, ‘someday that lifestyle’s going to get to you, Yul’…
"And now we’re both dead.
“Shit!!!”
Got any favorite Bill Hicks quotes you want to post???