I just got back from a very relaxing hour-long full body massage. Mmmmmmmmm… Now if only I had a friend with benefits to cap off the evening.
Well, I’m your friend and I have medical AND dental. Does that count?
DUDE!! How rough of sex are you thinking about??!?!!!
porcupine, you lucky girl! I am so jealous.
Of course, now I don’t know what I want more, the massage or the nightcap.
Outta’ the way dropzone my car’s faster 
email me
I’ve got a bottle of champagne too…
Only one bottle? What are you drinking?
I’ve still got a bottle of Jaegermeister left over from the 'fest 
too bad I didn’t grab the condoms tho’…
{Homer Simpson]mmmmmmm, oily porcupine[/Homer simpson]