All religious people should be executed

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TWO? How did the concept of TWO get intruduced into the discussion?

I thought we were talking about five billion. Surely five billion wrongs can make at least one little right…

Yeah, and “bald” is a hair color.

I think your definition fails, in that with atheism, there’s no “system” there.

Visigoths? There’s a bit of Visigoth blood in my veins.
And while we are at it, at least half the people in the Caprivi Strip gotta go.

Ummm, too late, I think.

Hey, Ají de Gallina, what are you doing here? This is MY page… :stuck_out_tongue:

Well done, Sir!

Okay: how about two (or more) wrongs don’t make a right?

All this talk of murder is getting too hot. Why don’t all you Godlovers chill out and have a nice glass of Flavor aid? Please.

Sigh. Idiots.

So, the OP has basically admitted in the ATMB thread that he was trolling, which should surprise no one. I was under the impression that trolling was generally disapproved of but, apparently, standards have changed around here.

I didn’t admit to trolling. I just said I thought some of the reaction was funny.

I’m praying for you.

Oh bullshit. You are T. Roll McTrollerson. The definition of trolling is posting some outrageous position that you do not sincerely hold, for the purpose of stirring things up. That’s exactly what you’ve done, and what you’ve admitted. Given your OP, there are two possible conclusions: 1) You are a homicidal maniac, or 2) You are trolling.

If I answer (as I have) it will be less kaylasdad99-ey.
Don’t worry, once I’m killed, I won’t be bothering you.

I had an office manager years ago who used to do that. I just want you to know you’ve given me traumatic flashbacks.

Sigh. It is difficult to only use my powers for good.

A: “Hi. I’m an athiest.”
R: “And I’m religious.”
R: “Boy, it sure is difficult trusting all of those scientists with their evolution.”
A: “Well, thanks to atheism’s patented Scientific Method ™ system of thought, I have no problem accepting the idea.”
R: “But…that would mean we came from monkeys!”
A: Gives a smirk

And then a banner flashes up: Atheism: Think differently.

And then everyone falls in love with religious guy because he’s more sympathetic.

NETA: To Telcontar: OP is obviously a horrible person or a horrible troll. I (and, I assume, the others cracking jokes) thought that went without saying. The reason I’m cracking jokes is because he doesn’t deserve to be taken seriously.

Strangely I don’t think that genocide is very funny. To give an analogy, when a person tells a racist joke, it is not a sign of disapproval to join in the laughter. Creates a certain atmosphere when one does.

I never thought the Nazis were a laugh riot, but I loved Colonel Klink and Sergeant Schulz.