Thanks, I knew you’d come around. YOu’re a bit flat in “carrrrpenter”, though.
Dude, don’t tell me how I worship. Everybody knows brains are only for Easter and Christmas. Flatbreads are the regular stuff. Even so, brains are only appropriate after you’ve beaten a couple gays or atheists (double you meal if they’re both).
You’ve got it backwards - those who worship zompie carpenters have their brains eaten. Gradually, starting with the parts that do critical thinking about specific subjects, and in many cases going no further. In other cases the ability to think critically in general is effected, and in a small percentage the consumption of thinking ability is so vast, well, everyone in this thread has seen the results.
I could not have put better.
Thanks 
Me too!
Let me get this straight: You believe a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father, will let you live forever if you pretend to eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that he put there a long time ago as punishment for all humanity because a rib-woman made from a dust-man was convinced by a talking snake to eat fruit from a magical tree?
I didn’t read this whole (zombie) thread. Did anyone else remark on this awesome post/username combination?
Then your next statement would be
All (insert diametrically opposed political affiliation here) should be executed.
Then
All (Insert another class of people you hate) should be executed.
There once was a political leader who thought like you. He was German.
I read enough to say that yes, someone did.
Resurrection following Godwinization in less than 24 hrs. Good job!
If there’s one class of people I’d like to see wiped off the face of the earth, its the chowderheads who compare everything to Hitler. How Hitler-esque of me, yes, you know you want to say it.
Wasn’t he actually Austrian?
I see the zombie resurrectionist has been banned after 4 posts, two of which are in this thread where are the other two?
Correct. He was. He was Germany’s Leader. My bad
That reminds me, chowder is a lot like Hitler.
Manhattan or New England?
I’ve known some RC’s with a definite pro-Inquisition leaning. They would probably sue for infringement. 
German!
Austrian?
I went to Joe’s Oyster Shack the other day, but I was disapointed that they changed the recipe. I love me some hot steaming Hitler, but it should be simple Hitler - not complicated frou frou Hitler. There’s no need to cram all those spices into Hitler. Cilantro doesn’t need to be anywhere near Hitler is all I’m saying.
No Hitler for you! This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time - I’m sure my coworkers are wondering what has me giggling so much.
When I take my yearly trips to Rockport, I try to sample the Hitler at several different restaurants. The Hitler at the Ocean View is a little thin. I like thick, creamy Hitler.
Instead of executing the religious people, one of whom I am, I suggest you execute everyone with a felony conviction. That would get a lot of crime genes out of the gene pool.
Hang them by slow strangulation, and don’t tie their legs together. I want to watch them kick as they die.