Ignorance fought!
I love this board.
Not me. As an atheist, I’m not carbon based, but made of pure Evil, like in Time Bandits.
“Carbon-based”: check
“Ape-descended”: check (using any of the definitions above)
“Bipedal”: check
“Lifeform”: uh…
oh crap :smack:
When you die, will you inflate until you explode? 
I was thinking of starting an “All right, fess up! Who is either at a computer, a laptop, or a mobile device of some sort with web access?”
But I thought I’d be hit with a virtual rock so decided against it.
All I know is, the shark in Sherman’s Lagoon calls us hairless beach apes. If it’s good enough for a shark, it’s good enough for me.
I’m an ape. And proud of it.
In fact . . . I might even go apeshit over it.
No carbon for me thanks. I like my steaks broiled, not grilled. Soot makes me sneeze.