Cute!, but I think you’re showing your age. 
Not only am I black, I could probably name most of the black people on this board (assuming they’ve mentioned it). Not because I’m keeping tabs on anyone, but because for some reason my brain notes and stores lots of random facts about people (both here and in real life) if I read it or hear it once. So the names of my second grade teacher’s children are taking up space that could be used for something important.
Bolding mine.
Me too…but it’s weird. I was actually thinking of making this topic soon. Sorta like a “Who’s male and who’s female” type thread.
Say what? Didn’t hear you. My Sly & the Family Stone 8-Track tape is on. 
The only thing black about me is my mood.
Ditto, except I’m white. I also like to try and mentally list Dopers by state or country, sexual orientation, age, or whatever.
Ditto…except I don’t deliberately list them, I just sorta remember them when I read a poster’s name.
I do that, except not their names. Names go away. Hobbies? Random facts? Favorite colors? They’re stuck like glue - but my mind chooses not to get bogged down with mere trivialities like someone’s name.
& after having checked to be totally certain, I’m still black.
This would be the perfect thread to ask about why black people do this thing where d___243569bzHY%$T NO CARRIER
Wow, all you blacks are so articulate.
I don’t know, they still type black to me.
Racist!
Why do you care what colour people are?
Um, ok. I’ll fess up. It’ll feel good to get this off my chest. Here goes…
Bill Cosby and Pam Grier are black.
Do you feel better now?. Because, man, I sure do.
I’m black and a Trekkie! Beat that!
Sorry. Asimovian already has you beat.
::points at username*:: ** I ** used to be on a ski team. Got anything else?
*[sub]Although I’m not obsessed, so maybe you do win[/sub]
Well, it could have meant that you were a Q-Dog. (as am I. )
Really? That’s hot! ::flutter
White and nerdy.