[sub]My first Pit OP, go easy… or not.[/sub]
Often when I go to the grocery store, I’ll see items obviously in the wrong place - aparrently somebody picked something up, then a couple aisles over decided they didn’t want it after all and were too damn lazy to go put it back where they found it.
That’s just dumb.
Then, sometimes, I see strange items left at the checkout aisle. Okay, it’s still dumb, but I can understand that maybe you don’t want to leave your place in line. Still, I don’t like it. Why now, all of a sudden, do you not want it?
So last night, I’m in the checkout aisle, and on the top of the candy/magazine rack to my right, I see another abandoned item: a package of chicken.
Excuse me? WTF? What dingo-spittle IQ of a moron did this, and did they actually believe that it would remain fresh there? Did they really fucking believe that someone would go down that checkout aisle a little later on, and make a impulse purchase of slightly-warm chicken parts? Do they not realise that this action is equivalent to stealing from the grocery store? (Assume at least, for the moment, that the grocery store is in fact following health codes and not simply returning the questionable poultry to the cooler.)
Then I looked to my left. Abandoned pack of bacon. :mad: