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OK, so I’m long out of being a teenager, and I only feel like I’ve had a lobotomy half the time, and actually not that many girls are in love with me, this is my 100th post party, and I get to choose the first song! Come one, come all, bring your best foreign beers (hey, unless it’s Victoria Bitter, it’s foreign to me!), line up the tequila slammers and crank up the stereo. It’s taken me three months to get to 100, so this better be one hell of a party! (I’m DJing for the first few hours, so place your requests here).
HenrySpencer
“Now I guess I’ll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum”
What grudge do you have against VB? I’ll admit, it’s not as nice as Cooper’s Dark Ale, or Old Peculiar (a British beer I recently sampled). But VB will do when someone else is buying!
Thanks for joining the party (although it looks like there’s a lot more people driving slowly by, looking in suspiciously, than actually dropping in).
BTW, DVous Means, you read my brackets in the wrong accent, or order, or something - I meant that VB is my beer of choice (I’m Melbourne born and bred), and it’s the only beer that doesn’t count as foreign, because of my parochial nature
