Thanks to those wonderful old-music sites from a recent thread, I have been listening to a lot of pop tunes, c1910–30. One musical leitmotif that recurs frequently is the “Little Egypt” music, which I sang as a child as,
“All the girls in France Do the hoochie-coochie dance,
And the way they shake, it could really kill a snake.
When the snake is dead, they will tie it 'round their head . . .”
Now, that can’t be right. I mean the lyircs, I don’t mean the entire female population of France hoochie-coochie-ing with dead snakes tied around their heads. I have never been to France, but I trust that is not the state of affairs there.
What are the lyrics to this ditty you heard as a tot?
There a place in France/
Where the alligators dance/
But the one wouldn’t dance/
So they shot him in the pants/
And the pants that he wore/
Cost $1.64/
Plus tax.
There’s a place in France, where the naked ladies dance
There’s a hole in the wall, where the men can see it all
And [something] don’t care, 'cause they [something] underwear
On an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, Tom Servo sings, “There’s a place in France where the ladies wear no pants,” but that’s as far as he gets.
(In case you’re wondering, the episode is “Laser Blast”)
There’s another version, not involving ladies in France, but all I can remember of it at the moment is a line in the middle: “When the roses die/ They put diamonds in their eye”.
I’ve definitely heard “There’s a place in France/Where the naked ladies dance” which, as I recall, continues with something like “But the men don’t care/'cause they chew their underwear”
There’s also: “There’s a place on mars/where the ladies smoke cigars”
There’s a place in France
Where the naked ladies dance
And the dance they do
Is enough to [I forget]
And the love they make
Is enough to charm a snake
And there’s a hole in the wall
Where you can see it all!
“There’s a place in France where the naked ladies dance
There’s a hole in the wall where the men can see it all
But the men don’t care because they’re in their underwear
And the cops don’t shoot, 'cause they think its kind of cute”
“There’s a place in France where the naked ladies dance
Each step they take is enough to kill a snake.
When the snake is dead, they put diamonds in its head.
When the diamonds break, it is 1998.”
There’s a place in France where the naked ladies dance
There’s a hole in the wall where the men can see it all
And a king and a queen with a rubber ding-a-ling