All those jokes about swearing parrots? They had a point

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/swearing-parrots-moved-park-scli-gbr-intl/index.html

“Mummy, can we go see the parrots?”

“No.”

“Why the fuck not?”

Easy fix-- just put them in the freezer for a few minutes and take them out.

They’ll behave after they see what happened to the chicken.

Hands down the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. I am literally in tears.

They really missed an opportunity. They should have given the parrots a YouTube channel with a live feed and monetized it. They would have made millions.

A liquor store here in Little Rock had a mynah bird.
“Where’s Claude?”
“Claude’s gone to the races.”
“Well I’ll be a son of a bitch.”
Fortunately, the Nun who came in was amused.