Please take this opportunity to list your all-time favorite poster. In order to ensure fairness I’ve created a few simple rules:
You may only list one name. (This is your favorite, remember?)
The poster’s name must be a small planet, a Disney character and a Roman god all at once.
The name must start with ‘p’ and end with ‘o’.
“If ignorance were corn flakes, you’d be General Mills.”
Cecil Adams
The Straight Dope
My all-time favorite poster is pluto.
<FONT SIZE=1>What can I say? I’m a sheep.</FONT>
pMISSY2Uo
“If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”
GREETING EARTHLINGS I AM FROM THE PLANET PMISSY2UO, TAKE ME TO YOU LEADER.
Placebo
Whaddya mean, “Wrong”?
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.
I can’t think of any name that fits all those requirements. After all, the real name of the Disney character was Blutus. Everybody knows that. Plus, Pluto is really a moon of the planet Sun.
Favourite poster?
Oh man, the Jimi Hendrix with allll the colllours, maaaaannn…
Oh. Sorry.
Launcher may train without warning.
I love these riddles - how about…Mars!
That’s a planet and a Roman God.
Only half-right…hmmm…
Why doesn’t the sun come out at night when the light would be more useful? (Pratchett)
You’re clear, glee. Mickey Mars. Very famous Disney character.
Be thankful you didn’t pick Uranus.
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canthearya seems to be the only one around here who can follow directions, which is probably why she found a new job today and the rest of you losers didn’t.
“If ignorance were corn flakes, you’d be General Mills.”
Cecil Adams
The Straight Dope
Ooohhhh I got it now! The favorite all time poster is Pimthecowgodmoo!
::jumps up and down::
I really love his stuff! And to think he’s offline with the parental units, and doesn’t even know of his new glory!
Veb
I’m going to decline to answer this, because I don’t want to offend all the other p/o posters named for Disney characters, Roman deities, and planets. I like all you guys.
pokatymo
Anyone else racking their brain trying to make Pinocchio fit this?
Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
Hey Pluto, nice to see you again! Maybe we could have another HUGE party in the Puget Sound area to celebrate all of our favorite posters!
However, you forgot to bribe us for the votes.
Send check, money order, or GC to…
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
*GuanoLad - How, exactly, do you know that glee didn’t pick his anus?
BTW, has anyone seen pluto?
The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik
After eliminating all the votes which did not comply with the rules and tallying the remainder, the count stands at:
pluto – 1
the rest of the world – 0
C’mon – there’s still time to vote!
Pokemon?
That little yellow guy is ssssoooo CCUUUUTTTEE when he posts <BLINK>PI-CA-CHU!</BLINK>
And We Love Him! 
But who is this Pluto loser?{“Soap” reference} Goofy’s gay lover?{/"Soap"reference}
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This has been a message from the Illuminated Committee To Save The Jackalope. Fnord.
I say, stop it, you rotters!
I post a mildly thoughtful suggestion and two of you make rude suggestions (and neither of you were women).
When you get to the bottom of it, you have no proof I scratch your anus…
Why doesn’t the sun come out at night when the light would be more useful? (Pratchett)