Dear Jesus,
I am very sorry for doubting the existance of you hitherto.
Thank you very much for this wonderful proof of your existance.
Regards, Deptfordx
I am no fan of Cameron at all, but why does it matter what he once did or did not do to a pig? Complete and utter distraction from anything that matters about him, his party or his policies.
This may go down as The Passion of the Cameron.
At present I should imagine he is being tempted by two different suggestions:
On the one hand — we’ll call it The Boris Option: “Leave now, and safeguard your unsurpassed legacy, the Party will honour you as the Architect of Victory, Destroyer of the State, and The Man Who Nearly Lost The Union, and this little contretemps will blow over.”
Or — The Osborne Approach: “Just stick to the plan, and stay on for a year or so before handing over a superb economy and a nation at peace to your trusted successor ( once this stupid fucking referendum is over ). Leave now and you will only be remembered as The Pig Dom.”
Still, while it’s amusing to think on how other leaders and ambassadors will be able to psych him out in the future by hesitating for a split-second before shaking hands, the right-wing media is preparing to dump on Hollande for being a no-good socialist adulterer, since he has been with another woman, or six, not his wife. Now they can add scorn for it being boring old normal stuff as compared to our fearless leader, ready to charge the piggy’s mouth.
“With a woman ? ( Or six ) How banal. How very, very French.”
You spend 20 years building bridges and nobody calls you Boris the Bridge Builder… you spend another 15 driving a truck and nobody calls you Boris the Truck Driver… but, you fuck one pig…
It’s not so much that I think he does regularly and enthusiastically engage in bestiality or necrophilia. It’s more the fact that it’s so plausible that he might. Personally, I agree that it is strictly irrelevant, although for what it’s worth, I’d be amazed to discover that it wasn’t true.
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Well, I think it does matter if he used sufficient foreplay or not.
Typical late stage capitalist bourgeois degenerate whose sexual proclivities suits his personality.
If it hurts him and the Tories, this scandal should be squeezed to the last drop.
I guess there is a serious point though. This is potentially grabbing headlines away from the genuinely sleazy and disgusting things the Tories are doing almost daily. Eg; Free school meals for infants 'set to be scrapped' under Osborne's spending review | The Independent | The Independent
Look at the mileage the right-wing press got out of a noted republican not singing God Save the Queen. We’re just enjoying seeing the press punching up, rather than down, and seeing some unexpected shit sticking after another right-swing smear campaign towards one of their own 
(Pigshit, of course)
Clearly Cameron wants to keep the bacon for himself.
Something to consider is that the pig in question was likely roasted - roast boar’s head or roast head of piglet being banquet staples - rather than alive.
Pretty sure the severed head of the alleged pig wasn’t alive.
Filthy little fellow always looked like a damn butler. Now we find he’s the sort of butler who can’t be left alone with the food.
Probably needs a keeper trailing after him all the time to make sure he washes his hands before serving dinner.
So then, it was corned pig?
So, Cameron’s a necrophiliac, too?
Wow, a politician’s worst nightmare: not just a sex scandal, a RIDICULOUS sex scandal.
Black Mirror did it better.
I text searched the thread and didn’t find any reference - is it that obscure a series?
And the fact that Cameron’s of the opposite political persuasion doesn’t have perhaps a tiny bit to do with your willingness to vouch for the veracity of the Daily Mail? 
This story raises porking to a whole new level. 