I had to spend the whole weekend defending the USA and our unique, vibrant culture to those EuroSnobs! I say we start calling Coldy a Walloon or some such thing and see how it likes it. 
Okay, so everyone has to start planning now for DOPETOBERFEST! Woo Hoo. Munich, mid-September, be there! I will send everybody the lyrics to Ein Prosit and the dance steps to NaNaNa Nanana, so we will be good and prepared.
Now, I reaaaalllly need to take a shower, I smell like a pub at closing time.