Are you familiar with the concept of an over-specific denial?
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you; I must go because my white Bronco is double parked.
Update:
And the verdict is in: Guilty of attempted murder.
They forgot to mention that women who light up every room they walk into are at extra risk.
Just for your information, I found this article today in the NYT, it explains the Alpine divorce with more details.