I’m having a bizarre week.
A friend of mine told me yesterday that another mutual friend of our has an “Escort” ad in the local (Dallas) yellowpages. So out of curiosity, I break out the 2000 page phonebook to have a look. Would you believe that the very first page I turned to (with out even trying) was the escort page? Oh, and out of the 2000 page phone book only 2 pages have escort ads on them.
(In case you’re wondering; yes my friend was in there and WOW, what a frick’n trip! I had no idea she was like that!)
Also, just a couple of days ago, I was sitting at my desk at work. I went to check my pockets for change to see if I had enough for the soda machine. All I pulled out was a nickle. Out of frustration, I threw the nickle on my desk. It bounced once then landed on its side.
I waited a few moments to see if I could read anybodies mind. Found out I couldn’t and put the nickle back in my pocket. 
