I was more than a little cranky when I wrote that. I had to spend the entire weekend collecting/fabricating evidence for my defense on Federal weapons charges. Made me a little out of sort. I never do this sort of thing except in anger. The prison psychologist says that means I am making progress.
You are a pisser. Don’t ever change. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hey! I rated a flame! I rated a flame!
Gee, at least somebody notices that I post on this board.
Thank you, kind Mipsman.
Tom~
: :Decanting remaining wine from bottles & remaining SDMBers from lawn chairs::
Move along folks, nothing left to see.
Sue from El Paso
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
God damned smilies.
Majormd, the hell there’s nothing to see, and gimme back my lawn chair! This is epic! This is the WWF All-Stars oiling down and primping, ready to humiliate the Academy of Science, the London Symphony Orchestra and the collective Nobel prize commitees.
(Oh, and toss in the Trilateralists, The One Worlders and the Illuminati for spice.)
Getcher peanuts and cold beer heeere!
Settling back and placing big bucks on the guy with the scalpel,
Veb
tomndebb said:
Uh-huh. Nope, Tom, never noticed you. Certainly never thought to myself, "Gee, I think I’ve made an eloquent post on this topic, one full of intelligence and wit, and which proves my point (and, by inferrence, my intelligence) quite nicely…
Oh, fuck. Tom replied. He’s taking my theory apart piece by piece, proving me to be the sack of self-righteous, uninformed shit that I really am. Fuck. And he does it all so casually and off-handedly, and worst of all, after reading his posts, I realize he’s probably right and I’m just an idiot."
Nope, definitely never noticed you.
I’d call you some long string of dirty words, but I probably deserve them more than you.
I’ll go back to quiet seething, now…
JMCJ
Just confirming that my ass is, in fact, the wisest part of my body.
I give up. Who’s Tomndeb? And who’s mipsman? And who’s this John Corrado guy? Nobody tells me anything.
Majormd wrote:
Cheez – invite the army along and look what happens, they start taking over and confiscating your lawn chairs. ::grumble:: Next thing ya know they’ll be parking their tanks on the front lawn.
-Melin
Hell, I was just pissed 'cuz my MRE stand wasn’t doing too well. Wine & popcorn are for sissies.
Hey - whatcha starin’ at? Dontch’all have some ignorance to fight somewhere else?
Never yet seen a mouse trying to sodomize an elephant. I’ll still lurk for the novelty - one occasion it is worthwhile to suspend the baiting regulations.
Mmmmm. I give the OP a 9.6. (Pulling up chair, settling in, opening beer cooler and removing a cold one while interestedly awaiting further developements.)
Ah, hello Nightgirl,…
I believe there are still people who would like to have a little chat with you…
now things will really get interesting
John Larrigan
“82.35% of all statistics are made up on the spot”–Vic Reeves
ShitGirl44, get the fuck out of my chair!
And UncleBeer will probably storm in any second now to tell you to drop the liqour and leave.
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
::shamelessly rummages around in other spectators’ coolers::
Hey, a Nut Brown Ale!
: :pops it open, pulls up a chair between Falcon and Melin, sits down::
Hey, ladies, good ta see ya! Have I missed anything, or am I in time for the main event?
Damn smileys…
Thought that was an MRI stand? “Step right up, folks. Wanna see what ya look like inside?”
The truth is generally seen, rarely heard. Gracian.
woo whose got the milk duds? I really thought we’d see more action than this.
“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda
Sorry, Fuz, I invited him to flame me; I didn’t make any silly boasts about whuppin’ his butt.
Tom~
In true character, Tom quietly defeats his foe. Respectable and impressive, but :::yawn:::
Since we’re all gathered here anyway, let’s kick the piss out of ShitGirl instead.
(Oh, and thanks a lot to the person who didn’t lock the door the last time she left.)
>^,^<
KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.