It was me, yeah, yeah, yeah
It was me, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who put the th in the “Th-th-th-that’s all folks!”?
Pop was in the icebox lookin’ for a cane of ale, while Mom was in the backyard learnin’ how to jive and wail. So it wasn’t them.
Tripler
And I was off being a sheik in Araby . . .
Nor was it Johnny - he was in the basement mixin’ up the medicine. Whereas I was on the pavement thinkin’ about the government.
I knew I missed putting the bump in! Come down to earth, angel, and forgive me!
I’m just a fool, a fool in love with you.
And who put the overalls in Mrs. Murphy’s chowder?
I did it. It wasn’t no drag- Papa’s got a brand new bag.
I was too busy rocking around the clock.
It wasn’t me. You saw me standing alone, saying a prayer for someone I really could care for.
I was but a mere prat then…back when we used to sleep standing up against a windfall…
HAHAHA!
Sorry, that’s really the only reason I came here. I don’t know what half of you people are talking about anyway.
:rolleyes: Old people, these days.
:runs: 
After you get your question answered, I want to know, where oh where can my baby be?
I’ll tell you, but only if you tell me who put the Zen in Schwarzenegger.
The Zen got put in Schwarzenegger by the Buddhist who walked up to the hot dog vendor and said, “Make me one with everything.”
Each night I ask the stars up above.
Why … ?
I just want you to know, I just fell off my chair reading this. May I use this as a sig line?
Tripler
“As confused as a hot dog vendor queried by a Buddhist monk to ‘Make me one with everything’.” 
Do you do that often, or just once in a…
while?
Certainly. This board is a never ending source of mildly mangled stuff from the corners of the minds attic. 
It ain’t me, babe. No, no, no, it ain’t me, babe. It ain’t me you’re looking for babe.
It was him. points
Run to him…I’ll step aside…