Alright...Who did this?

My boyfriend’s back and you’re going to be in trouble … hmm, wait a minute, can I start over?

I was in the back room, dropping some Valium!

(And I once did have 47 wild kids grooving in the same house – interesting experience once, but I’d never repeat it!)

If you seen all I done…when I’m alone I do things that nobody knows.

I was around, I was around. Nobody knows, nobody knows…

When he got the hot dog, the Buddhist gave the vendor a $5 bill. Waited a minute and then said, “Where’s my change?” The vendor replied, “Change comes from within…”

Sorry about that.

At last the story can be told :
http://www.mann-weil.com/biographies.html

(Scroll about half-way down that page).

Small nitpick - it’s “Who put the bomp , etc.”

Hey, you guys shape up or I’ll go medieval on you.

Hey nonny nonny hey hey nonny o.

Well my sources inform me that “bird” is the word. I’ll keep you up to date on further scoops as they happen.

WHY?

Why, for the love of Cecil, Og and those of us attracted to breasts, would you DARE mess with DDs?

At least you got off more easily than that poor farmer who lamented: “You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille/ With four hundred children and a crop in the fields.”

I’m certain it was lawdy, lawdy, lawdy Miss Clawdy.

http://www.raypfob.com/lawdymissclawdy.htm

It wasn’t me. I’ve been here by myself the whole time doing the, “Hand Jive” and having a rather fun time at it at that.

What? :smiley:

And what’s with all these fools? Why do they fall in love?

I was buzy puttin’ the shizzle in my nizzle. :eek:

Wasn’t me. I’m on the outside lookin’ in. And I wanna be, and I wanna be, back on the inside, once again.

Nor was it me. I was otherwise engaged letting the dogs out.

Woof, woof woof.