I have completed a novel that will be hailed as the ultimate example of amazing writing, destined to become a blockbuster film, a TV series, and a Broadway play.
My shit does not stink.
“Nazi” in German means “whale’s vagina.”
Uwe Boll’s newest movie, “To Be Determined”, breaks box office records!
Kellyanne Conway has the most lustrous, shiny, gorgeous hair I’ve ever seen outside a shampoo commercial.
The college I dropped out of some 40 plus years ago is now a university. Obviously that makes me smarter.
Chuck Norris is a wuss.
And it only accentuates her angelic, nay cherubic, face, which shines with a purity to which a newborn baby could only aspire.
I’m a responsible adult with a real job and no mental illness or disability.
Millions of people attended my birthday party. They were all looking at their computer screen the same time I was on, so it only makes sense.
I can’t wait to see the newest M. Night Shyamalan movie. It looks like a brilliant tour de force, as well as being factually and historically accurate.
Houston, Texas has the finest weather in the USA and is entirely free of annoying insects.
Indiana is the cultural capital of the US.
You, sir, have gone to far.
I have a pony.
I like this one the most. You win the Internet for the day.
P.s. - I do not mean this as an alternate fact.
The verb in this thread title is in the imperative mood. Non-fact next.
Homosexuality has gone way, way, way, way, way up since abortion was made legal. Ergo, abortion creates homosexuals (I know someone who believes this!)
We have always been at war with Oceania.
A man and woman were found stabbed to death in Florida recently, just like Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman. Ergo, OJ did not kill them.