There is no such thing as the internet. You are hallucinating this post.
Actually, we are hallucinating this post because there are no such things as fairies.
The next statement is an alternate fact (i.e. a lie).
The previous statement is an actual fact (i.e. the truth).
and
E=mc[sup]3[/sup]
Colorado is flat. All the people who think they are skiing are actually ice skating.
If the sea levels rise too much, no biggie. We’ll just pull out the plug at the bottom of Marianas Trench and let it drain away into Hollow Earth.
I’m actually married to a woman, a former Miss America, and we have seventeen kids, forty two grandchildren, twenty one great grandchildren, a monkey farm, and make our own lollipops.
In fact, we ALL have ponies.
I am a pony. Of sorts.
Monkey farm? Lollipops?
[del]I doubt that![/del]
Fantastic!
Health insurance company execs are all altruistic and that’s why they have such low annual salaries.
A National Council on American English, just signed into existence by a Trump Executive Ordure, has decreed that your spelling of “to” is correct in the above quotation.
I was once at a women’s health center with protesters outside. When a truck came to pick up the garbage, one of them started taking photos “in case anything falls out.” Because we know they don’t put the body parts in plastic bags.
Oh, cheese and crackers.
I wonder if there are any actual statistics on men had a girlfriend abort a pregnancy before they came out? Probably not many, and I’ll bet it doesn’t account for the statistical rise in men willing to admit to being gay, because more and more men (and women) are coming out very young, never having had an opposite-sex relationship.
More and more people are coming out as bisexual too, which blows a big hole in that theory.
I borrowed this one and posted it to facebook. If it becomes viral I’ll give you credit…
I am a size six and only 20 yrs old.
I have a string of poloponies.
I *am *a pony!
As is the poster in post 48. Of sorts.