Alternative names used for certain products that aggravate the hell out of you

Heh. This from the guy who once made a whole Pit thread complaining about his son’s choice of music.

Dude, as you seem well able to remember whenever you want to kvetch about something minor, nobody ever said that the Pit was reserved for bitching only about the worst things in one’s life. Frivolous rants about relatively trivial issues are also permitted.