Alternative religion types help me out..

Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
#1

I work in a small amusement park, for the last 3 weeks we have been finding ducks decapitated and the heart was apparently removed, head also not found.
It has happened the last 3 wednesdays, 3 ducks were killed, and the bodies placed facing each other in a pattern like they were sitting on the points of an eqilateral triangle (or 120 degrees apart on the edge of a circle). However one single duck was killed last night same way.

Is there any kind of ritualistic or spell component significance for this or do we just have a nutcase wandering our park late at night.

I ask because our management is planning on having some armed all nighters. If there is a way to predict this event then we can bring in police and hopefully nab our duck slayers legally without anyone getting hurt.

Help me dopers you’re my only hope…

#2

way to double post. The same thread is found in GQ http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=63938
How long until this puppy gets locked?

#3

Sorry wasnt sure where to put it and no bs ** somebody could end up getting killed over this**

If these people cross paths (management/late night visitor) there will be an armed confronation.

Sorry if I thought this was important.

#4

If you are completely serious and are really looking for a religion that might perform such a ritual, then GQ is the place for the thread–that’s where I saw it and responded to it. (I didn’t help but I responded.)

However, posting in more than one forum is considered bad form no matter how important the question is. Just trying to help.

#5

From what I know about “alternative religions”, demonology, Satanism, etc… it sounds to me like its a couple of punk teenagers trying to get everyones goat, or duck in this case. That or it’s aliens moving on from cattle to waterfowl.

#6

Well thats just not very amusing in my opinion.

#7

Won’t happen again, thank you