You owe me a new keyboard. 
What US companies don’t already own is mostly in the hands of other foreign investors, so you could probably do a share swap or stock option deal pretty easily.
Speaking as a Londoner with a very nice Muslim family living next to me. I’d appreciate the same for ‘Londonistan’, which i’m sure many dopers are unfamiliar with. But is a term reserved for rascist nutjobs who don’t like the ethnic mix of my city being used either.
Clipperton Island from the French.
Bonus points for Trump: Mexico had claimed it and lost in arbitration.
And there’s no need to be concerned about it only averaging 2m in elevation since global warming is a hoax.
Y’all all misunderheard the man. He said “We should buy Green Stamps!”. They can be had cheaply enough and one day, when Sperry & Hutchinson brings back the redemption centers we’ll all be rich! Rich, I say!
Not all of Canada, just Texas North, aka Alberta.
You’re assuming other countries would be queueing up to be bought. This might be a rather short series.
OT, but in the interest of fighting ignorance: Londonistan is not a “racist nutjob” term referring to the growing population of Muslims in London, and neither is it about the “ethnic mix” of London. It refers to the growing population of Muslim extremists in London tolerated by the UK government. The word has had a fairly wide mainstream use/acceptance. No more from me on this, though.
In the interest of fighting ignorance: Yes it is.
I was surprised to learn Mandala correct at least according to Wikipedia and at least as regards the origin of the term. I had only ever heard it from racist nut jobs.
The Principality of Sealand. I’m sure Trump can spin this to his base as a better deal then Greenland.
Well, I am curious.
Applause.
I would like someone on TV (ideally Fox News) to say that the US should purchase Puerto Rico. Point out how we can get it cheap, since the current owner’s been skimping on repairs. This idea is only slightly stupider than buying Greenland, so I have high hopes that Trump would get on board.
Well, having to stop and go through customs four times per day would start to suck after a couple of weeks. I’d regard that as “losing,” personally! 
A live action Ren & Stimpy film using a real dog & cat so it wouldn’t look silly. CGI would only be for mouth movements to make clear that they are really talking and it’s not just something we are imagining they would say.
Oh, this is about real estate.
Well, then a Trump version of those man made islands off Dubai. Of course, we would be building them well within the international waters of China.