Having iTunes is like being married to a morbidly obese woman who constantly demands more food, and I am like the feeder. I’d like to leave her, but I just don’t have anywhere else to go. It’s getting more and more difficult just to wake her. She is slow and bloated, and I’m pretty sure the Recycle Bin has grafted onto her skin. On top of that, she has the gall to demand even more features every week or so until I finally comply.
That’s it. I’ve taken all I can stands and I can’t stands no more. iTunes has rendered me but a shell of a man. I am going to reclaim my life.
Where do I start?
Ideally, I’d like to have a media player that fulfills these criteria, in order of greatest to least importance:
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Lightweight - It shouldn’t hog too much memory, and it should boot up relatively quickly.
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Playlist support/Organization - I like all of the organization options I have in iTunes. For example, I currently keep my library organized by artist primarily, and secondarily arranged in order of album release. For example, The New Pornographers appear just before Nina Simone, but the Pr0ns’ Mass Romantic (2000) appears before Electric Version (2003), not in the default alphabetical order. I’d like to be able to duplicate this effect. As for playlists, it’d be nice to have smart playlists akin to iTunes, but not necessary.
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iPod support - This one isn’t a deal breaker. It’d be nice, but I wouldn’t mind loading up iTunes every once in a while to synch my iPod. It would suck to have to maintain separate libraries though.
Everything else is superfluous. I don’t think this is too much to ask.
To be honest, I do like iTunes. It does what I ask of it very well, just not very quickly. Ideally, I’d be able to just strip away all the features that I don’t want, and it would run blazing fast. That should give you a good idea of what I’m looking for.