I can’t tell if you’re serious. I mean, pro-straight is a valid view. It just doesn’t extend to legally banning gay marriage, or otherwise being a jerk.
“GOP: Over-reaching in legally imposing our preferences on everyone.”
“A big tent, a wide stance!”
One of my favorite actual bumper stickers…" Nuke a gay whale for Jesus"
“Sea levels are not rising, and even when we’re up to our necks in ocean water, we will still deny that it’s happening.”
“Babies need to stop choosing to be gay. And if they do, they should abort themselves…Oh, wait a minute…” :smack:
We’re not racist! Minorities make excellent servants…
Its more the fact that you have this complex sentence full of introspective philosophical underpinnings, and you are applying it to a party that is full of anti-intellectualism and rabid dogmatism (Palin, Huckabee, Bachmann, etc). I found it humorous compared to real RW bumper stickers that say things like the one I posted earlier.
GOP: Middle class voters voting against their best interests because welfare, abortion, and that socialist Kenyan President who’s trying to take our gunzzzz.
Yah, I have a strange sense of humor sometimes. Here’s another one:
“GOP: Ask us why God wants another war!”
“You can pray teh brown and black away; just look at how it works for teh gay!”
And just for the hell of it, here’s one for the SDMB:
The Straight Dope: GOP hate disguised as debate.
Have a nice day. 
And the frightening part is, I remember that one from the 80s. Plus ça la même chose.
Republikaner: Für das wohlhabende für das Weiß, für das dumme. Sie wählen für uns und Sie mögen es!
Aww Maggie, sorry we’re not debating whether you guys are ass clowns or not in this thread.
If an op title hurts your precious sensibilities maybe you should refrain from clicking on it?
And maybe limit your intake on the Dope to Clothahump’s “Stupid Liberal Idea of the Day” if all you’re looking for here is warm smoke blown up your ass?
Just some suggestions to limit the butt hurt brah.
Oh, and you have a nice day too cupcake.
GOP: Let Freedom Ring!*
*Freedom does not ring for everyone, and might not ring for you. Ringing of freedom is limited to citizens of the USA who are of European ancestry, own property, and attend the right church.
Alternatively, maybe I’ll post in threads that I might have a whim to post in. Yeah, I think I’ll go with that. And sorry to disappoint you, but I actually enjoyed many of the posts in this thread. (Did you think I was a GOPer? Ha!) Funny is funny. And assholish is assholish. Don’t believe me? Look in the mirror. :D:D
I don’t think anyone would claim this is a debate.
Hey, sylmar, here’s one for you right on point:
GOP: Porn for the most awesomest SDMB circle jerks EVER!
I wasn’t referring to this thread, but to the board generally. And as one might suspect, specifically to a forum with “Debate” in it’s title. Plus truth is, its hard to tell with you* guys sometimes if it’s a debate or not. 
The generic, plural "you, of course.
i’ll just leave this mop in the corner so you folks can clean up when you’re done. Kleenex in the can please? They stick to the floor like a sumbitch when that shit dries up. Remember last one to finish has to eat the cookie.