Let’s invent satirical GOP slogans!
“GOP: Why not accept second class citizenship on the basis of sex or race considerations from our archaic, debunked worldview today?”
“GOP: Because the separation of Church and State was only meant to apply to the false religions.”
“GOP: Building a better world where brown people shut up and don’t vote so much.”
Now I hand over the reins. It’s your turn.
Moved MPSIMS --> the Pit.
GOP: Yes, it does stand for Greedy Old People.
GOP: Where the Apocalypse isn’t just a religious prophecy, but a mission statement.
GOP: the Rapture already happened!
GOP: Dedicated to limiting big government so that it doesn’t spread outside your bedroom.
Fighting for the freedom to choose fascism at home and abroad since 1980
We’ll stay out of your bedroom if you’ll let us back into the airport men’s room
At least we’re not the Tea Party . . . oh wait . . .
We need to balance the budget, because otherwise we’ll run out of zeroes.
The GOP: Sure, maybe we don’t cause cancer, but you should still consider your options.
GOP: Quantifiably worse than having no one in office.
GOP: Despite the fact that we’re in the middle of a crushing recession and have 2 wars going the single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president.
GOP: Our positions are pre-satirized for your convenience
GOP: Evolution is just a theory but Poe’s Law isn’t.
Join the GOP. We have womb for everyone.
Join the GOP; we can control time itself!
GOP: 'Cause Armageddon ain’t gonna happen by itself.
“We, for one, welcome our new corporate overlords”
Gedd
June 26, 2013, 2:16pm
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The GOP: We make up the rules as we go along
Building a bridge to the 11th century.
Love this one.
GOP: Bible Belt needs expandin’
“Let us make The Handmaid’s Tale a documentary!”
“In a post 411 world we don’t need information to make decisions”
Only straight people should be allowed to mess up adopted children.
Because reverse American exceptionalism is still American exceptionalism.
Where yesterday is always better than today.
We oppose the lazy immigrants who sit around on welfare stealing our jobs.
Let us never forget that the founding fathers were a homogeneous group who never disagreed about anything and perpetually invoke them as such.
Because who doesn’t want Wal Mart jobs and old men in charge of all female body parts?