Alternaverse GOP slogans- If they were honest...

Where straight and white is a God given right!

GOP: we regulate the bedroom, not the boardroom

I’ve Got Mine. The Rest of You Can Die.

GOP: Government is ineffective, so vote for me and I’ll prove it.

GOP: People with lots of money convincing people with a little money to hate people with no money.

GOP: For when you need to be legitimately raped

This two minute hate was pretty effective. I feel energized. Same time tomorrow?

GOP: Go Opposite the People.
GOP: Generally Out-of-touch Party.
GOP: The anti-data, anti-fact, anti-sciencey party. Put your faith in us!
GOP: The party that is against Socialism (unless those programs benefit me, personally).
GOP: We know what’s best for you.
GOP: The party of Morans.

GOP: Diverting your attention from hegemonic plutocracy since . . . Ooh! Puppy!

GOP: All up in your vagina

I love that site! My favorite protest sign from there isn’t even misspelled-“Don’t Steal From Medicare To Support Socialized Medicine”.

Like.

I’ve posted this before, but I think a good bumper sticker would be

Republican - Because Fear and Hatred are Easier than Understanding and Change

NO!

GOP: Don’t worry your pretty little head. pinch. You dropped your pen.

GOP: Because we need a man like Herbert Hoover again

GOP: President Bush who?

GOP: Deficits matter - unless it is our turn

And you knew who you were then. Gals were gals and men were men.

Jack Daniels, Yukon Jack, Jesse Jackson

2 out of 3 Jacks vote GOP (2 of 2 if you only count the ones we let register)

Want to send your kids to college? What a snob!

G.O.P.: Because fantasy’s more fun than science.

GOP: I Like Reich!

This is not your grandfather’s GOP! [rally-crowd noises] Wait . . . Yes, it is, actually.