GOP: Gobbing Out Poo
(Its for job growth AND next year’s crop)
Nine Eleven!!
It’s the next best thing after anarchy!
GOP: 'Cause ya can’t spell rape without a (R).
CMC fnord!
“Women have ways to shut that whole thing down.”
“I got mine. But I want yours too.”
“We invoke Lincoln’s name while rejecting his ideals.”
“PS. That’s also our policy on Jesus.”
“More the same than ever.”
“Why bother with representation when we’ve got gerrymandering and voter disenfranchisement in our toolbox?”
Vote Republican and prove that government is stupid, ineffective, corrupt and wasteful.
We’re against it.
The legislative department of Fox News.
The furthering of rigid principles justifies the means, including the abandonment of all principles.
The diverse and inclusive Big Tent party - old white men of **all **backgrounds welcome !
It’s our party (and we’ll cry if we want to).
GOP: Taking over state legislatures while our opponents sit home making up silly slogans.
GOP : If “Deliverance” was your family vacation up till your Uncle got shot with an arrow
GOP: We don’t need to wear sheets anymore
GOP: When a handbasket isn’t fast enough…
GOP: Taking a strong stand against legalized human-animal fucking.
GOP: “Fighting Same Sex Marriage, one wide stance at a time”
( Hey batter, batter!!)
“As for the Republicans – how can one regard seriously a frightened, greedy, nostalgic huddle of tradesmen and lucky idlers who shut their eyes to history and science, steel their emotions against decent human sympathy, cling to sordid and provincial ideals exalting sheer acquisitiveness and condoning artificial hardship for the non-materially-shrewd, dwell smugly and sentimentally in a distorted dream-cosmos of outmoded phrases and principles and attitudes based on the bygone agricultural-handicraft world, and revel in (consciously or unconsciously) mendacious assumptions (such as the notion that real liberty is synonymous with the single detail of unrestricted economic license or that a rational planning of resource-distribution would contravene some vague and mystical ‘American heritage’…) utterly contrary to fact and without the slightest foundation in human experience? Intellectually, the Republican idea deserves the tolerance and respect one gives to the dead.”
― H.P. Lovecraft
That never gets old.
Borrowing one from the Brits, from a scene in Brassed Off where the redundant miner is working as a clown at a kid’s party (great film, that):