GOP: Our attitudes towards women will seriously make you wonder if we’re funded by Iran. That is, until you learn that those libruls allow abortion if the mother’s life is in danger, and also in cases of fetal abnormalities that make it not viable after birth (such as anencephaly) or produce difficulties for a mother to take care of it after birth, such as major thalassemia or bilateral polycystic kidney disease.
No, no, no. That’s just disrespectful. I’d say magellan01 is not easily butthurt.
Please stop breathing.
Wow, even weaker than I thought. But this time you’ve added nonsensical to your lameness. Wheeeeeeee. Shoot for the moon, right, Sylly.
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Oh, and fuck face? If anyone’s got the makings to be the punk ass bitch for the whole cell block, I’d say you’d be primo candidate #1.
Get my drift Gelly?
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Dialing upo both the nonsensical and the lameness. Interesting strategy, Mr. Sylly Goose. It appears that you really have zero idea how bad you are at this.
And, Sylly, may I recommend posting with a bit more honesty? I mean, you claim that you feel no vitriol, but your language brings that claim into serious doubt. As does you’re sputtering and multiple responses to my posts. Now I fully can appreciate that you might be , let’s say, less than thrilled with a response you tried to craft to be “oh-so-cutting”, but by following that with a second post equally as lame doesn’t really help. It also demonstrates the anger you claim to not have and simply shows desperation.
So, Sylly One, naturally the answer for you will now be to post more. But will you still try to deny that anger you feel and the vitriol you seek to direct toward me—even when it’s there and can be clearly seen.? Oh, the SUSPENSE! Tell me, is your plan here that your dishonesty will be brought to the fore to such a degree that your lameness will somehow then be minimized?
I suggest you watch that video I linked to again. And again. Then, when you’ve fully digested its wisdom and embrace it, you can move onto this, or this, or this. That last one has some pretty cute scenes in it. Granted, it won’t have the same effect when an adult is doing it, but you can start there and work your way to having the manager lower the gutter bumpers. It all goes back to the limitations thingy, Sylly.
That last link is pretty cute. I can’t figure out why the kids are so eager to run back after they throw the ball. Perhaps you can enlighten me should you give it a go and see if that’s “your thing”.
Tell me, Sylly, which of those endeavors do you think might work out the best for you?
The language Gelly? You really do have difficulty with reading comprehension, don’t you ?( Which would explain your affinity for the vids you keep posting. Would it help if I added pictures?)
As I’d already explained, I’m merely providing translation services for those who only speak asshole-ese.
I feel bad you’re in prison Mags, for acting on whatever stupid impulse got you there, and feel even worse that you spend most of your day trying to hide in the library, typing at a terminal (standing of course).
I can see where this pain would make you a troll in what little spare time you have left after being passed around like a broken toy no one can quite bring themselves to throw away.
Oh… inspiration!
Do you prefer “GOP: Prisons for prosperity” or " GOP: Incarceration for income"?
Sorry, that was probably insensitive given your current situation.
Holy shit! I’m in prison?!!! Oh, wait, I’m actually not. Whew. But that particular spouting of stupidity from you makes me feel that you really do need help. So, think of this is a primer of sorts.
When you’re trying to insult me, it would be a better idea to not have the whole premise of your insult be so easily disproven. You know I’m not in prison. No one believes I am in prison. The time and dates I’ve posted makes that clear to even the most mentally challenged. You must know this, yet you went down that particular road anyway? Why? Well a reasonable assumption is that it was the best you could come up with. Which is what makes both it and you so sad. (See comments about “limitations”.)You would have done better if you would have gone straight to that old chestnut about the target of your frustration being fat, alone and living in his mother’s basement. Either that or calling me a “poopy head”. For you, either of those would actually be an improvement. Like I said, even you must have realized the weakness of this, yet you still went with it. I can see that you’re frustrated and you really want to—by golly—cut me down. But that was the best you could come up with. Sad, sad, sad. Prison? Really? Tsk, tsk, tsk. Think about it, when you base your “oh-so-cutting” insult on something so juvenile and easily disproven, you simply invite readers to discount your comment in total. And advertise your own limitations in the process. Oh, Sylly, Sylly, Sylly. You really need to find that thing you’re good at. Everyone has something. For you, I have to believe it’s something other than being a punching bag and showing off the fact that you have such limitations. The “prison” thing comes to mind. Not literally (and pathetically as you voiced it), but figuratively. You are imprisoned by your lameness, confined by those severe limitations. Given that, you apparent gumption is not helping you. Sticktoitiveness can be an admirable trait, but when each action you take just creates a neon arrow pointing to yet another limitation, you need to strongly consider heeding the advice of the the first “rule of holes”, which is: stop digging. Try it. I think it you’ll find that following it will serve you better than following the rule of assholes, which appears to me: I’m smylar the Sylly, and if I just keep trying and sputtering everything will work out just done. Time to go with a Plan B, buddy, dontcha think? 
Many, many years ago, I held conservative political views. Trouble was, I also have a sense of humor, and one of them had to go. I made the right choice.
“GOP: A home for magellan01”
"GOP - what the rest of the world is picturing, when they say "American’ "
GOP – where ignorance is more important than knowledge, and ideology is more important than understanding.
Oops, looks like you forgot to put a “GOP:” in front of that.
Plan B? And just flat out ask why you even bother?
You’re not entertaining, you’re not informative and from your posts it’s pretty obvious you’re not bright enough to even have a clue…
GOP & Maggie: We got nothing…
Not in prison Mags? I’m shocked my attempt at clairvoyance failed!
Seems somewhat hypocritical for you to have moral qualms on issues of allegorical writing when the contents of all your postings so far have been pretty reliant on misrepresentation …
Am I right, punk? ( So glad you brought that clip to my attention!)
GOP & Maggie: Still got nothing and pathetically flailing
Cite?
Translation:
sylmar: “I got nothing.”
Maybe tattoo it on your forehead, so people will engage you like they engage a poor autistic child in a wheelchair and be gentle with you. I guess the only question is, should you, instead, print it in mirror image, so you are reminded of your severe limitations regularly. I think this is actually the more valuable route for you, as to close the gaping chasm between your perception of your abilities and reality.
Hope that helps.
Also, you might want to contain your sputtering to one reply. With each of my posts to you generating multiple responses, it gives the appearance that you’re never quite happy with what you write, can’t organize your thoughts, realize how lame what you wrote was and in a panic want to take a mulligan, or, of course, all of the above. This recurring tendency to post multiple times when once would do makes you look pathetic and weak. Now I applaud you for letting reality have its way, but really, even one of your posts communicates that well enough.
Take this maddeningly tossed word salad:
But speaking of prison, I have to ask, are you in prison? Is this you?
“GOP and Maggie: Gay Marriage Is Wrong Because Something Bad Might Happen Even If We Can’t Imagine What It Might Be”
WAH! WAH! You’re only allowed to ridicule my posts ONCE!
Oh cupcake. You… are a veritable gold mine for nuggets of moronicity. For me to leave even one unexamined would be criminal.
GOP and Magpie: STOP TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT US!!
Reading comprehension issues again Mags? Here, let me work that into asshole-ese for you with four letters or less:
Dear Cunt Lips- U R a mo ran…
GOP & Maggie: Education is for snobs
What, that one’s already been done? Well okay, how about-
GOP: Just say** no **to education
Congrats on being the poster boy for that one Mags!
No, I’m not in prison Mags, so we probably won’t run into each other. But it’s touching you’d post a family vid of you and your cell mates. The part where they used you to impersonate a human rotisserie was especially educational( I didn’t know that was physically possible!) Nice that you’ve managed to bond so closely with so many…
GOP: Close family values include sleeping with close family members.
ps - Congrats on your adoption. Screwed, blued and tatooed leaves no doubt as to who your Daddy is. Sorry… Daddies.