Am I being set up for a robbery?

[VarlosZ]

New York requires thicker skin, darling. You’ve got to be willing to suffer the occasional home invasion so as not to make an unnecessary fuss, and *especially *so you can remain outwardly cool about the whole thing. You’re in New York! City motto: “Been there, done that.”

Just kidding.

Seriously, though, if it was me I might have had the same thought as you, but this would have to be about 20 times as fishy before I’d consider calling the cops. The most I might do is relocate my giant Wad O’ Cash to a real hiding place.

[SCSimmons]

@pbbth

I don’t know what is in the package. They called and set 5 different appointment times and failed to show up each and every time. Their final delivery attempt (if you can call not showing up with a package a delivery attempt) was on Tuesday and now they have to return the package to my grandparents who will have to resend it to my office so I can actually get my gift.

Wow! If that counts as a delivery attempt, I need to get into the delivery business! Calling people on the phone to make appointments I don’t intend to keep sounds much easier than dragging packages around!