A woman I work with brought her newborn in today. (Her desk is back-to-back with mine. Don’t get me started on how much fun it is being surrounded by 1/2 dozen women cooing over the baby and don’t let’s even MENTION the smell)
So. Mommy mentions that one of our other co-workers is great with babies. “XXXX just LOVES her!”
My co-designer said, “Yeah, but he loves [me], too. So what kind of taste could he have?”
Without missing a beat, I said, “Chicken.”
<rimshot-wild applause>
You’re not evil, you’re just quick-witted. Granted, most people I meet seem to have trouble telling the difference…
So it tastes like chicken . . . well, I guess i’m not missing much, then.
blessedwolf, are you a female?
cause by definition all women are evil so it may not be much of a thought process.
blessedwolf, you are my new hero!! (don’t be too impressed, I go through heroes like tolet paper … only not in the same way!!)
That is a good, off the hip comment and deserves some credit.
Hell, everything tastes like chicken. What’s the big deal?
No, I’m male. But I’m very much in touch with my feminine side, does that count?
I hope it does, 'cos I havent been in touch with anyone ELSE’S feminine side in about 8 months. 
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The smell from the baby or the women?
Seriously… that was a good one. I wouldn’t have been that quick if it had been me. Or I would have thought it 20 seconds too late and not been able to use it! :rolleyes:
Hilarious, although I’m sure all those office women think you’re evil. Why is it that mothers have no sense of humor about their babies?
I guess I’m lucky that everyone I work with knows, accepts and loves the fact that I’m a severely disturbed individual.
When this woman was pregnant, I gave her a bunch of recipes I found for placenta shakes, pizza, lasagne, paté, etc.
And they all know my tagline: “I love babies. In a red wine sauce with mushrooms…”
Fortunately, no-one was offended (although I think it might have been more fun if they had).
What’s a guy’s feminine side look / sound like …
Just curious.
Oh, it’s mostly the walk. 
I think she said it all. Twice.
:: ducks and runs ::