A friend of mine and I were discussing the things men do to drive us nuts, both of us having difficulties with the men in our lives, I came upon the reason for why she and I could not just forget about men: The Evil Penis. Go ahead and laugh, but I have realized that if I didn’t love that part of the male anatomy so much things would be alot easier! Sure there are many wonderful things about men besides their penises, ie; strong arms, sexy deep voices… the list goes on depending upon what your preferences are… but it usually leads back to one thing… ** The Evil Penis **
Why is the penis evil? Well that is a question for which there are many answers… but how many guys do you know that don’t use that as their main thinking tool about 90 % of the time? I would really like some feedback about this… and guys feel free to give your opinion… be sure to confer with that part of your brain also…LOL 
I’ll have you know my penis regularly donates to charity, buys girl scout cookies and vollunteers time down at the homeless shelter. He is not evil.
A little dense at times, but he is not evil.
Well it’s obvious what the problem is: God only gave us enough blood to utilize either the penis or the brain, but not both at the same time. Obviously you need to blame him (or Darwin).
**The Penis is Evil. It shoots out Seed…That Brings Forth New Life. **
– Zardoz, John Boorman film.
Mmmmm…penis.
Hahahaha!
ROTFL. That was great Jack Batty
But I must admit mine is evil, and always manages to get me in trouble…
By saying he regularly donates to charity does not mean the girl you took pity on and took home right? And buying girl scout cookies I sincerly hope that you are not using the penis barter system… and well I wont even touch the homeless shelter thing!
My point is… I Love the penis… I am just wondering how many other feel that it is the root of all evil… :rolleyes:
Good one!!! 
But I don’t think God is to blame… One would think we would have evolved from cave man status… nut apparently not
That ** nut ** was supposed to be a but… I gather it was a very freudian slip…
My penis is very hurt by this thread.
I don’t think the penis is the root of all evil. I mean, those with vaginas are just as inclined to be mean and nasty and stupid.
Ah, it is a common misquote …
“The love of the Penis is the root of all evil.”
heh heh … I said “root”.
I never said anything about penises being mean nasty or stupid… I do recall I mentioned ** LOVING ** the penis in question… this is all very tongue in cheek… and as for the penis being hurt by the thread… you have my sympathies…
Mine’s not evil. In fact, it’s quite chaste.
Damn it.
[SHAKES PENIS]So rfsgrl you say you’re having problems with your boyfriend huh? Well why don’t you come over here and tell me alllll about it.[SHAKES PENIS] <MO HA HA HA EVIL LAUGHS HA HA HA>
AHHHH But do you wish it to be evil?? And what would you say constitutes being evil?
Grl"friend"…you might have to start another thread on the tongue in cheek concept!
As a member of the Women Who Love the Evil Penis Club now refered to as the WWLEPC…I stand beside rfsgrl in that we don’t want any penises to be hurt.
[sub]I won’t even suggest the thought of offering to kiss them to make them feel better! We would have to have a recruitment drive to have enough women in the club to handle the complaints! [/sub]
Angel
Is that an offer I am supposed to not be able to refuse?? And I think that all women gripe about their men at some point or another… I will say this… it takes an incredible evil penis, and intelligence and wit among other things to make this girl shake!
LMAO well… my friend as co-founder of the ** WWLEPC** I know you truly understand the tongue in cheek theory, [sub]as for the recruitment to kiss and make better… we may have just opened up a can we can only dare to contemplate! Buyers BEWARE!![/sub]
I agree, I don’t think its the Penis. After all guys can say the same thing about women and I know a couple of girls that don’t have any other female friends because of the Evil Vagina. Besides, who committed original sin? it was the evil vagina!