I think the penis had the choice to take the sinful fruit from the vagina.
That is such a strange sentence.
Mine is Chaotic Neutral.
I’d like it to at least be naughty occasionally.
What is evil? Evil is:
Fill-in-the-blank midterms.
AOL version 7.
Squirrels.
The taste and smell of lutefisk.
Moving.
Winter.
But not Mr. Happy.
Not often you see the Bible (sort of) quoted in the same post as Beavis and Butthead…that may be a first.
It’s not the penis that’s evil, it’s the balls. The penis is just along for the ride.
Damn you, CalMeacham! You beat me to it!
“The gun is good…the penis is evil”
Hee hee hee…
I dunno, I think men cause more trouble when the attempt to use their brains. Maybe they should keep the blood in the other organ full time (well I prefer them that way).
Where do I get my WWLEPC memebership (ahem) form?
I must confess that rfsgrl is being a little unfair. I only think with my penis about 70% of the time instead of 90%. That might qualify me as one of those sensitive new age types.
Some women seem to be crazy about those 90% types, though, the bad boys who do such things as run with scissors. Perhaps this is because thinking about sex all the time makes you better at it. I think peni tend to do most of the thinking because there are so many incredible women out there, our brains couldn’t comprehend them all. So stop being so charming, beautiful, witty, intelligent, thoughtful, and romantic, and we might actually use our brains for once 
I don’t think spitting on people is evil, per se. Mischievous, perhaps. Unsanitary, definitely. But not evil.
A penis spat in my hair once. Guess it served me right for trying to eat it. 
My penis is indeed evil. (EEEEVIIIILLLL)
It must ne punished.
You know, I do believe since I myself am evil (I’d go back and look up Grok’s thread but I’m going to be late for work as it is), an Evil Penis would be just the thing for me. Not possessing one of my own, I guess I’ll just have to borrow one.
So, who wants to lend me their penis?
I think you meant [SHAKE’S PENIS], right? Entirely different reading that way…
Oh, and Angelinside:
Don’t do that in a penis thread!
Mine is at your disposal.
Now, what’s so evil about a penis? All it wants is to find a warm, wet place where it can be happy. Is that so bad? 
My penis is NOT evil. It has, however, evil thoughts… as we ALL do.
Why, just the other day, my penis wanted to slap the bejeezus out of a woman who wrote a check for 17 items in the 10-items-or-fewer-cash-only line.
Personally, I agreed with it.
However, neither of us acted on our evil thoughts.
I hope you’ve spanked your penis for being so bad. 
Stroke it to the East
Stroke it to the West
Stroke it
Stroke it
Stroke it
Just like old Napoleon did when he beat his Boneapart!
Not “evil”, just confused.
You say “The Penis Mightier than the S Word”.
It’s simply trying to figure out what the S Word is. I’m afraid it’s a bit too heady a concept for it to grasp.
But not in it, I hope…
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ok Oxy you’ve been renovating your kitchen far too long.
I’m still laughing uproariously over Kayeby’s post…