Is a penis spat the male equivalent of a cat fight?
Dick Hertz
Ohhhh Ya’ll have given some wonderful replies! I applaud you all…
GrizzRich: “LOLWhy, just the other day, my penis wanted to slap the bejeezus out of a woman who wrote a check for 17 items in the 10-items-or-fewer-cash-only line.
Personally, I agreed with it.
However, neither of us acted on our evil thoughts”
I am still laughing over that one! So now the debate seems to be heading in the direction that we women are at fault for making the penis evil? Maybe we are at fault, Lord knows that I have definitly been in Kayeb’s position of the thing spit at me when I was trying to eat it…LOL.
And goonhead I don’t think I am being unfair… I think I am more than fair. And thinking with your penis 65% of the time or less qualifies you for the new age sensitive group… sorry babe ya just missed it.
betenoir memberships are available upon request via e-mail…lol, but you have to take an ** Evil Penis** Oath!! 
I do not know if there may be some evil penises out there but we should all know by now it is not acceptable to generalize like this. Penises should be judged individually and on their own merits. To any ladies who would like to get acquainted with mine: the line forms to the right
You have no idea how much I truly love you, Geobabe. Of course, that’s probably just my penis talking, but…
PENIS=GOOD!
Hey Jack Batty-might want to avoid bringing your penis
into transactions with Girl Scouts!
And Goonhead-I’m so happy someone else believes they should be referred to collectively as penii!
Ok thats my 2 cents.
Gotta go.
I’m craving pepperoni all of the sudden.
Penis, Evil or not, I LOVE girls who LOVE it, and don’t mind showing me how much they love it.
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I beg your pardon… I don’t have any problem with the penis in my life… but then, the penis in my life is a Masterful Penis [sup]TM[/sup], possessed by the one and only (and handsome, ask Esprix) ** Pump Action Gerbil **.
And I love it!
mmmmmmmm
Wait a minute. You’re in Western Mass? Where the hell were you and your penis when I was still at Smith?
So are you saying I am not being PC? the P of course standing for penii instead of politically… hmmm now they want to be judged on their own merit? Well, why should that be? don’t men generalize us women and our pretty parts??? :rolleyes: [sub] looking for the line to the right[/sub]
You know, I do believe my penis might be evil. It’s certainly gotten me into enough trouble, um, so to speak…
In my evil thread http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=92077I should have included my penis in my list of evil traits. It would have gone well with the unicycle and riding crop… 
Hold up! Hold up!…Your what?
Have I just been insulted? If so…please stand in line and wait until the other insultors are done with their business…[sub]take a number please!![/sub]
[Homer Simpson voice]
Mmmmm…eeeevil peniiiiiis
[/Homer Simpson voice]
I like mine straight up (rocks off…HA)
Evil Penis Oath?
Wait a minute. I think I already took that oath earlier today.
Does it count if it’s wispered hoarsly into the left ear of an Evil Penis owner?
Damn, too bad. Well, perhaps Geobabe can borrow my penis. I majored in geography (taking a few geology and geomorph classes along the way), so seeing as how my penis did most of the thinking, she might find it interesting.
You have a penis, okielady?
Are you one of them she-males we keep hearing about? :eek:
The Evil Penis makes the Baby Jesus cry…
Sure I have a penis. It’s attached to Okiehubby, but I consider it mine!
What did the cannabilistic pedophile tell the Girl Scout who wanted to sell him cookies?
No thanks sweetie, I just ate a Brownie.
Ohhh that was bad really good but bad!..lol [sub] remembers she used to be a brownie, but they didn’t have an incentive program…lol[/sub]
A well educated penis. That I like very much.