This if for all those people who have penises and like them, and those who don’t and like them.
Let me begin by agreeing with Eric Idle, it is awfully nice to have a penis. It has its downside, of course. For example, morning “wood”. For those not in the know, this is the tendency for guys to wake up in the morning with erections. It would be great if I had someplace warm to put it for a few minutes after waking, but as it is, it is a real hassle. No matter what position you put yourself in, the darned thing is being stimulated–either pressed against a sheet, or the mattress, or enjoying the subtle pull of gravity.
Hassles notwithstanding, it is a pretty good example of elegant simplicity. No flaps nor folds; no knobs nor buttons; just a simple apparatus whose purpose can be discerned quite easily. It’s a multi-tasker, which is always a good thing in this get-up-and-go, coffee-powered world.
It’s a marvel of engineering. How can such spongy, faccid material be turned into rock-hard solidness through a process of hydrolics?! Yet it is. And it reads the mind; it knows what you’re thinking; it shares some of your most important goals. But at the same time, it is a leader pointing the way and providing iniative.
Ejaculation is, of course, a great thing. How does one describe it to one who doesn’t have a percy of their own? The sneeze-like effect one the brain is, I would imagine, comprehensible, as it the rythmic muscle contractions that massage, ever so briefly, some of the most magical nerve endings in the body–although said contractions occur in different places. But how to describe the feeling of viscous fluid being forced down the urethra at 150 psi? It’s like enjoying a powerful scratch and complete satisfaction of an itch you never knew you had in the most sensitive place possible. Add to that the ram-rod, pipe cleaning feeling you get in your sinuses from a really good sneeze, and I think you’re getting there.
I’ve never had any experience with other penises, though I’ve seen them in pornographic media of men & women engaging in intercourse. They always seem pretty friendly to me. Which seems to be quite different from the feeling they give women. One girl I was lucky enough to fool around with said that it scared her. I can’t even begin to understand that. Another who I was lucky enough to fool around screamed and recoiled in shock when I made it bounce while she had her hand on it.
Well, your thoughts are welcome. I’ll someone else start vagina appreciation thread.
