So I was playing pool with a friend, and this beautiful girl walks in. I melted. Anyways, during the next break, I shot the cue ball off the table. It smacked her right in the fanny. Was that a pathetic subconscious attempt at romance…or pure accident?
God works in mysterious ways. He obviously wants you to get laid.
Well chalk my stick!
Yeah, but did it work?
I believe there are no accidents, and that, yeah, maybe it WAS your subconscious (and hers) and you two were meant to meet. I hope you took advantage of this little mishap. So, did ya?
Fanny. He said fanny. Heh heh. Heh heh.
I love that word – it’s charming. The fact that you said “fanny” instead of “ass” or “butt”? She should have picked up on your “cue” and introduced herself. Methinks she missed out.
Insert tasteless joke about his balls smacking her fanny here.
Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
after ducking swings from her boyfriend’s cue, I hot-fotted it outta there!