Am I the only one who hates food where no thought has been given to toughness?

No, someone else did, Malienation maybe? But the extraneous post has been removed. No worries … except the food related ones.

I have the same problem. Nothing like having a tomato slice slap you in the chin while eating out in public to make you reconsider ever ordering a sandwich again.

Smore’s.

People seem to love these things and while all the right flavors are there I purposefully avoid these since there is no way to eat them.
A melted marshmallow and half melted chocolate bar in between two graham crackers. One bite and your face and hands are pretty much covered with the stuff.